tumblr PLZ let me change my primary blog

she/they, 21+; @fashion4standusers is essentially my main at this point but this remains my shitpost repository

[retrogamingblog]

[caitsylph]

you fools

[shadyparakoopa]

don’t do this

[lordnot]

[songsomi]

[bnq]

happy forever, everybody

[wizardarchetypes]

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t tg at at a tg t t , ca t t t t c ca & cct t. T t t t t t “a tat aga, ’ t ” & t ag a t t tt . c t t’ tat tat t a t aga tg. acta ct t t t. tg . A ’ t t ct at att t a t t

Closest match: Culicoides sonorensis genome assembly, scaffold: scaffold117 Common name: Biting midge

[rainchildart]

I had to.

[achillesinhighheels]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[boyd-stevens]

SCREAM 1996, dir. Wes Craven

[slayer-barbie]

THE ADDAMS FAMILY

1991, dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

This one goes hard...

[vintagegeekculture]

1947

[dat-soldier]

kid had a great week

[cultivating-wildflowers]

happy 77 years to the best week of this kid's life

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: . a at t t t a ag ca

t t ca a cg at t t ca t cc t ga ctg t t a t, t t a’t a a at g t c a g a t ag ca t a a T.c, ta g a ag c a

Closest match: Operophtera brumata genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: Winter Moth

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[byjove]

hell of a name for a queen

[byjove]

another banger I must admit

[deceasedcardinal]

[achillesinhighheels]

While You Were Sleeping , 2007

Christina Bothwell

[sunnydaze081]

5.

[illmadekn1ght]

i’ve genuinely had this in my calendar for a couple of years this is so exciting

[watchpoob]

poob will be the new pdf

[one-time-i-dreamt]

9 year anniversary of Ragnar discovering snow

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Cryptid owner cryptid dog

[exa-reblogs]

It's giving Raditutde by Weezer