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When you spend two weeks collecting jumpers from every garden center in your area to try and propagate them and your friends start to think you need a plant intervention.

We’ll see who needs the intervention when everyone gets a bunch of free succulents 😂

But even the Boyf will now come to me with a bunch of succulent leaves in his pocket after a trip to Home Depot, so true love obv

#succulents #plant mom #crazy plant lady #propagating plants #propagation #propagation nation #echeveria

Nonbinary is not a gender. Unless you adhere to the strictest possible stereotypes of the male or female gender you're already nonbinary. Gender doesn't exist, stop buying into it.

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For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient. 💜🙌🏻

IG: laurenalbert_

#self #me #fat positive #fat girl #purple hair #bar #drunk #drunk girl #selfie #corset top #karaoke #chubby #plus size #curvy #blue eyes #green eyes

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dateaboysuggestions

date a boy who brags about you to his friends

exceptionalmouthfeel-blog

God forbid

#taking applications for a new significant other

iamatinyowl

There are older men in everything. Men don’t grow up with the idea that they’re somehow obsolete with age. Old men are brilliant, charismatic, fun, flirty mentors in everything the media puts out. They’re prestigious and powerful. Even if they’re alcoholics and abusers, they’re just misunderstood and broken hearted and it’s all very poetic. Women are told that they peak at 18 and any nubile looks they maintain are a saving grace. Women are told that they’re worth precisely how much they can ensnare or seduce or benefit a man. Women’s lives, according to our society, begin at 18 and end at 29. If we manage to maintain the whole “young & fun” air we can get away with maybe a couple more years of being considered of worth. Women don’t lose their vitality according to societally defined ideas about our age. Men aren’t the only ones who stay vital and passionate into their sixties. Young girls growing up have tragically few role models to look up to. They’re told there is nothing for them beyond being hot shit in their twenties.

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Specifically why there’s such a dedicated effort from men to alienate young girls from older women who could pass them wisdom. If there was more intergenerational respect and conversation among women, men wouldn’t have so much power to deceive and manipulate young women. They paint old women as useless, or even as outright evil, to keep them from sharing their experienced views with us. This is one of the biggest, most nefarious lies society harbors.

Inviting my friends out drinking like

#mine

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You wander through the ruins of a once mighty city. There you see a man grinning at you, wearing a rusted crown.

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You ask him why the fuck would he wear an iron crown. And how the hell he got it wet enough for it to tarnish. At least gilde it so the outside looks gold and it doesn’t tarnish. What the fuck.

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He gets really defensive about it, like weirdly defensive. Oh, oh, he says, oh, I’m sorry I don’t, like, carry gilding materials around. Sorry I’m not prepared like you. Where’s your crown, huh? You don’t have one? I didn’t think so. Watch yourself.

People who wake and bake are wild. Like I'm sparking up right now at 8:13am but it's so I can fall back asleep at 8:20am

aislesoflesbos

I've yet to see a radfem who isn't a lesbian, do you know of any?

Yes! I’m not gonna name them in case you’re a troll but they definitely exist and if they want to reblog this I say go for it! But there definitely definitely are bi women who are rad fems!