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[catchymemes]

Terrible maps

[football-in-tuxedos]

I’m waiting for a map that’s terrible, where are they?

[turing-tested]

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

[turing-tested]

i don’t remember making this post

[dragontatoes]

you made the claim and then you proved it

[think-feel-it-blog]

[wizards]

Minerva: What. Did you do? Harry: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me… Minerva: What. Did you do? Harry: Okay, first, I was minding my own business– Minerva: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT! Harry: I WAS!

[hogwartsfirebolt]

THATS IT THATS THE WHOLE SERIES

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[unofficial-estonia]

If you’re having a bad day, remember that in 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this:

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

me dragging my blanket around the whole damn house cuz all of me must be toasty

[pro-gay]

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

[agreedt]

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

[pro-gay]

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thewowsignal2026]

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE

[melativa-deactivated20180324]

[officialunitedstates]

how was everyone’s tuesday?

[mosaicprince]

its thursday

[officialunitedstates]

literally has nothing to do with what I asked, you circus clown

[sdfsd32435-deactivated20180128]

me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now

me 5 mins later:

[magsbanes]

me: i want love

also me: doesn’t like dating apps, doesn’t go out, doesn’t put herself out there, always falls for unavailable people, is kinda ugly anyways

[angelsguideher]

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

I literally think about this post every day

[01010101010101010111-deactivate]

Someone who doesn’t watch baseball please explain this picture

[pornqvist]

Simple. It’s naptime.

[imploder]

The actual answer is just as funny:

Bees.

[blvnk-art]

“I will protect you, Harry.”

[instagram @potterbyblvnk]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

this dude looks like what tommy wiseau thinks he looks like

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

Awfully bold of you to claim that you or any other human being can even begin to understand what’s going on in Tommy wiseaus head

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

you know what, thats fair

[freakonakaleesh]

some dumbass website: please sir turn off your adblocker we need that revenue to survive

me, looking at the adblock counter, which shows 33 ads and counting blocked on said dumbass website: