Life is Overwhelming Sometimes

Calliope, she/they/he. 23. im demisexual and queer. no gender only vibes my friends. this is stuff i dont want on main

[filmphotofranz]

[mikus-sleepiest]

[tgirl-makima]

[ozempicofficial]

[rozarria]

it is lowkey v funny that we started saying “we have got to get regular porn back on this website” bc it’s not wrong but also when we had “regular” porn on this website in 2014 people were still hornyposting box.gif and the weirdfruit.gif

tumblr users simply have the magic ability to find porn in the most mundane of places

[rozarria]

real tumblr veterans remember horny blorbo posting with these gifs

[pride-knightess]

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

[pride-knightess]

ON. ON a girl's dick.

I can't stress enough ON.

[pride-knightess]

No!!!!

[pride-knightess]

😭

[iicaru2]

my personal favorite contribution.

[seobot]

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[dogpuppy]

[y00bi]

this comic is hard to swallow

ref/based from:

[visenyaism]

disco elysium like game where you're jaime in the riverlands

BRIENNE, MAID OF TARTH- Ser Jaime?

EMPATHY [challenging: success]- She trusts you. Enough to call you Jaime. When was the last time someone called you by your name?

ESPRIT DES CHEVALIERS [medium: success]- SER Jaime. Can you be more than the Kingslayer?

BRIENNE, THE MAID OF TARTH: Ser?

EMPATHY [trivial: failure]- Even in soiled pink satin and torn lace, she looks more like a man in a gown than a proper woman.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [trivial: success]- WHAT DOES THAT MATTER?? YOU WANTED HER, YOU WENT AND GOT HER, BABY!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

DRAMA [legendary:failure]- Are you into that sort of thing, sire? What would your sister think?

BRIENNE, THE MAID OF TARTH: I am grateful, but…

EMPATHY [formidable: success]- She hesitates. She is not used to kindness.

VOLITION [formidable: failure]- The world isn’t kind. She ought not get used to kindness.

DAMAGED MORALE -1

BRIENNE, THE MAID OF TARTH: You were well away. Why come back?

SHIVERS [godly: success] EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO HARRENHAL. YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT.

EMPATHY: [medium: success]- How could you not?

ESPRIT DES CHEVALIERS [legendary: success]- You saw her, standing against the darkness with a flaming sword, and called her a fellow knight.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [trivial: failure]- SHE WAS NAKED IN THE DREAM!

COMPOSURE: [trivial: failure]- Which could mean nothing. Don’t worry about it.

DRAMA: [medium: success]- Sire, you cannot let her know you care about her. At all. Lord Tywin’s son and heir does not jump into bear pits out of sentimentality.

1. Ransom money is always a worthwhile hustle.

2. [Esprit Des Chevaliers- Medium 8] Knights rescue maidens.

3. For the glory of House Lannister, of course.

4. I am in love with you because you are my narrative foil and we are going to restore knighthood to glory with our matching oathkeeper swords.

5. [Drama- Trivial 3]- Come up with the perfect insult to remind her that the world is as unkind as you are and belief otherwise is simply naive.

HIGH- 83%

+1 Internalized Lannister Ideology.

+1 It’s what she expects from you.

-1 Told her about Aerys.

-1 Bi-Sexual Underground.

-1 You dreamed of her.

⚀⚀

CHECK FAILURE

YOU- A dozen quips come to mind, each crueler than the last, but nothing comes out.

COMPOSURE [godlike: failure] You can only shrug at the other knight.

YOU- I dreamed of you.

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[ugotme-g-u-i-l-t-y]

[greenbloods]

Is Cersei Lannister a trans man?

Layer 1: no

Layer 2: yes

Layer 3: Cersei's relationship with gender is so inextricably linked to the position she occupies within medieval Westeros and her relationship with Jaime, that to be born in a different place and time would be to have a different identity entirely. Her desire to have been born a man is in reality a desire to be treated with respect and dignity. We cannot treat her gender identity as an inextricable part of her soul, but as a living thing mediated by her interactions with the world.

Layer 4: yes

[kimpossibooty]

Was talking to my doctor about vasectomy aftercare (yeah) and he told me that over three months I have to have at least twenty ejaculations and then once I’ve cleared that timeframe I need to bring a sample to the lab but uh. Apparently. Quite a few people will misunderstand these instructions. And stock up their twenty samples over three months in the sample jar and just bring in that tub of sin to the labs instead. Truly one of the most horrific visuals I’ve ever had in my life.

[technoturian]

I love how much this finale rounded and softened Manousos as a character. When we first saw him interacting with the hive I wondered if he would just write off Carol when she wasn't what he expected, because he seems so intractable when it comes to his beliefs. Instead, he kept trying with her. He made a compromise with the phone. He stayed in her neighborhood even when she just drove off to wait for her to come back. He's still trying to learn English so he can communicate with her. He talked to the hive, who he despises, in order to understand her and the situation better, because of what she said! He's trying to make her see his position, but he's also shown willingness to understand hers.

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[starlit-meadow]

horny but in the sense that I want to be held really tightly and to be told things are going to be okay.

[cherryredjasperr]

this fucking meme gets me every time x