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noahnomore

sadsongsandwaltzes

snorlaxatives

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

rachelpatrickart

Grape flavour 🍇

edgar-allan-possum

Some facts that, taken together, are pretty darn funny

The movie Metropolis, directed by Fritz Lang, was Adolf Hitler's favorite film. Lang despised that and practically disowned the movie over it.

The full cut of the movie was long thought to be lost, until a copy was found in 2006 in Argentina.

that-catholic-shinobi

👀👀

primrose-fr

A Maren mother takes her Undertide hatchling for her first swim outside of the nest.

The baby has some concerns.

logarto

threatening animals isn't funny

do you think I have any actual intention of carbombing a hamster ball

merry-go-round-jailhouse

literaryreference

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

hurglewurm

marco polo. that’s the joke thank you for your time

hidingoutbackstage

Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240

Me: oh okay she’s lipsynching her song

Me: Is that-

Me:

stygian-river

I LITERALLY had the experience of seeing Tony Hawk and going “a man” and then he picked up a skateboard and I was like “TONY HAWK???”

icemavslastbraincell

Tony Hawk is literally the irl equivalent of Perry the Platypus and Dr Doofenshmirtz. We see him out and about in public and we’re just like, “Oh, a man.” But then he whips out a skateboard and we all gasp and screech, “TONY THE SKATEBOARDING MAN?!”