cadie :)

she/her

[stevenlives]

[schmanetjanet]

you’re laughing. roachie despawned and you’re laughing.

[titlecard]

🍂🍂🎃🍂🍂🎃🍂

OVER THE GARDEN WALL (2014).

[ourravenboys]

tell me i’m funny

[rslashrats]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

A few years ago I had this idea of dnd characters playing a human version of dnd…Finally made a small comic about it lol

[anxietyproblem]

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[pathologising]

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

[https-graces]

Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life

[twitblr]

The memories

[bgm05]

masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

[ghost-type-dan]

[spidaerman]

[marisatomay]

oldest daughters have more de-escalation training than cops do

[madmadmilk]

BLACK LIVES MATTER. YESTERDAY, TODAY AND TOMORROW. @ noturjacky on IG