i'm nowhere, nowhere, nowhere

don't mind me, i'm just lurking

[existentiallynowhere]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11443446/chapters/177821831

7 years later... new updates is honestly crazy—but here I am

[existentiallynowhere]

Hi! I just wanted to ask if you're going to update your fanficton "What was lost". I really liked to read that

Hi! I’m so sorry that it’s been so long, but I am planning on updating it - I’ve just been really busy these past few months. I had exams, then moved out of my parents house (finally) then went through a really stressful application process for several months, and now I’m in Japan! I’m hoping that after I get home from Japan then I will have time to work on it - I will only be here for another month. I do know exactly where I want the story to go though, so I definitely plan on finishing it!

Thanks for reaching out! <3

[existentiallynowhere]

shockingly.... it's updated https://archiveofourown.org/works/11443446/chapters/177821831

[existentiallynowhere]

Hi! I just wanted to ask if you're going to update your fanficton "What was lost". I really liked to read that

Hi! I'm so sorry that it's been so long, but I am planning on updating it - I've just been really busy these past few months. I had exams, then moved out of my parents house (finally) then went through a really stressful application process for several months, and now I'm in Japan! I'm hoping that after I get home from Japan then I will have time to work on it - I will only be here for another month. I do know exactly where I want the story to go though, so I definitely plan on finishing it! Thanks for reaching out! <3

[gahdamnpunk]

An error? Is this even legal??

35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE

Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system

[nothoughtsinmyhead]

Keep in mind that an old white guy got house arrest for raping a child this week.

[gh0sthugs]

happy pride to everyone who’s still closeted

happy pride to everyone who’s been kicked out

happy pride to everyone who lives somewhere where it is illegal to love who they love

happy fucking pride to all of you, i love you with my whole heart and i promise you it will get better

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[pon-raul]

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

[nutsacktorturer]

stay the fuck away from me

[hardboiledoldman]

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

[ua86]

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

[youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea]

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

[pronounrespecter]

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

[fall-and-shadows]

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

[tyst-kampar]

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I want to spray this post with Lysol

[lilnasxvevo]

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[existentiallynowhere]

@dobrodosao

[damianmcgintleman]

[dobrodosao-deactivated20190618]

@angsty-panda

[existentiallynowhere]

@dobrodosao it's pretty much always you 😂

[a-spoon-is-born]

one of the ways i know this culture has a massive issue with consent

is the sheer amount of people I’ve known that just lie & tell people they’re deathly allergic to foods they dislike

because otherwise people will hound them, mock them, coax them, harass them, try to force them to eat it, or even trick them into eating it, and they will never hear the end of it

your coworkers will bake it into a fucking pie, call it something else, and wait til your birthday, gather everyone and their first cousins to sit around in a circle waiting for you to put a forkful into your mouth and then point rhythmically at you in a chanting, glaring, sweating, unholy circle like SWISS CHARD SWISS CHARD YOU JUST ATE SWISS CHARD HA HA HA SWISS CHARD NOW YOU LIKE SWISS CHARD

Because forcing someone into a situation where they don’t feel safe declining putting something into their body they’d rather not be there is totes 100% wholesome American fun

And this is something so known that it’s infinitely easier to just lie and tell people that you’ll die if you eat that food…which actually doesn’t always stop it from happening

[synebluetoo]

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuu

[janothar]

In addition to dislike, religious/cultural reasons that differ from the norm aren’t enough to stop them. The number of people who try to trick me and other Jews (and Muslims!) into eating pork…

[bittensweetwolf]

To those fanfic writers that are not english native speakers: sometimes, when I read your work, I notice that english isn’t your first language, because there are strange phrases. I know immediately that to you, they are perfectly normal, since it’s the way your language describes things. And I love that, because here you go, creating your art, in a language you spent so much time learning, just so that other people can enjoy your stories! It is so amazing and I will never criticise you for that, but instead I will be thankful that you put in all the effort.

I love you all, you are amazing. Keep creating, please!

[tinysidestrashcaptain]

Writing is hard. Writing in a language that is not your native tongue is even harder. I love and respect the hell out of you all!

[obstinatecondolement]

I read a book a while back, which I have completely forgotten the name of, but the author mentioned teaching poetry workshops to children of different age groups and said that the a lot of the younger kids came out with some really sublime stuff because they hadn’t internalised as many cliches and boring stock phrases in the English language yet, while the older kids tended to write very formulaic stuff in comparison. I think that writers working in a language that’s not their native tongue bring a similar quality to their work. You’ll see phrases that a native speaker could never come up with that are so fresh and beautiful.

[mikkeneko]

We native English speakers tend to do a lot of washing in each others’ water, so to speak, when it comes to writing. We’re all drawing from the same stock pool of set phrases, idioms, metaphors, and classic literary references. 

You second-language folks, you bring the fresh and the new into that pool, and I absolutely am grateful for that.

[iguanastevens]

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

[reiner-is-back-bitches]

Amazing tutorial I recommend to everyone!

[thesaltofcarthage]

I have done this and it totally works!

[jadejabberwock]

5/5 totally recommend

[saythefisherman]

Thanos is a weak ass bitch of a villain because ever since killmonger I need all my villains to pull up with some style, looks, a certain je ne sais quoi. Killmonger stole a thousand year old artifact and wore it as armor and wore solid gold fangs. What did Thanos wear? The same body armor for hundreds of years and a dumb glove that wasn’t even designer

[weedpoop]

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

[kangn-deactivated20130708]

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

[weedpoop]

did you actually just say white people created society in america

[queerhunters]

[little-tealeafs-nook]

White People: *finds a resource-rich land with clear social structures* WE DECLARE THIS LAND UNINHABITED AND THEREFORE OURS

[dean-colette-deactivated2026050]

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

[henderys]

unrealistic. blocked,

[naotakumi-deactivated20190521]

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[caffeinated-and-confused]