an aesthetic cry for help @existentialplight - Tumblr Blog

to the girl who told me she is “waiting for the day you come out as a lesbian” without ever having a thoughtful, open conversation with me about MY sexuality:

you’re not being supportive, you’re pressuring me to come out to you in a way that conforms to your timeframe, with your perception of me already in mind. fuck you.

funkiehh-deactivated20140830

eggmacguffin

Photos That look Like Renaissance Paintings

My man Jesus

andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes

i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..

90stvqueen

my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky”

get you a friend like @patrickstumpslonglosthand

#she memes a lot to me #haha #i'm sorry #pointless information about my life

thegrumpymathematician-deactiva

Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

how to become my friend

1: take pics of dogs you see

2: send them to me

3: that's it

3: we are now friends

andallthesinners-saints-deactiv

rneerkat-deactivated20220104

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

artsyphil

spitandvinegar

New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up

- that man really salts my melon!

- you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken

- a louse will live on any head it lands on

- don’t put down a salt lick and say you ain’t got cows

- there’s a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell’s too big

- like digging a pond and hoping for ducks