An Aberrant Azure Axolotl

"She's sturdy, like a moose!" Hey there, I'm Paige. Lady-dude. Tiny Canadian tumblr senior citizen. Proud mom to a very loving catbutt tyrant and a bitty ewok sass-master. Destiny enthusiast, FOB fangirl. COTF, INFP, Leo, and pansexual. Aleksandra Zaryanova is my muscle waifu. Cayde-6 is my space husband.

[exospaceunicorn]

Oh you thought you were all excited when we got together?!

NAH.

Now we get Extreme Excitement™️ because your favorite irl ship just upgraded.

This is a great way to end 2025, and I couldn't be happier about what the future holds. Genuinely, thank you all for pushing us together. If it wasn't for things like this silly website and the silly people we've met from it, we might not have got to this point.

Ten years of goofy shit with @thedanhammer and only a lifetime of shenanigans left 🥰❤ love you pengin. Forever.

[parakeet]

just found out about this cute little birdy and i am in love

[crowcryptid]

[awheckery]

from the above-linked ebird.org:

Anis are bizarre, coal-black cuckoos with long floppy tails and unique, curiously tall, flattened bills. Groove-billed occurs in a variety of open and semi-open habitats in tropical lowlands and foothills, typically staying low in shrubs and grasses. Gregarious and not particularly graceful; usually seen crashing around awkwardly in small groups.

oh my god

[roach-works]

groove billed anis are a hilarious cuckoo situation where they ended up laying their eggs in one another’s nests instead of anyone else’s. they hang out together in groups of up to five pairs until a nest gets built (sometimes by committee, sometimes they just hang around hopefully until someone does it all on their own) then they start sneaking over and laying an egg in at a time. the females who lay for the first time will sometimes flip prior eggs out of the nest like ‘oh i KNOW this one isn’t mine! away it goes’ but eventually everyone’s laid a couple eggs in there and is stuck with the mutual hostage situation. then they take turns incubating until all the kids hatch and everyone pitches in on feeding them, because no one knows which of the kids are theirs so they all might as well.

they also like to do a team handshake where they clump up and mutually make a low bubbling noise together, to signal group affiliation. go team!

[keeskiwi]

Also their eggs are incredibly beautiful. They’re a very pretty blue color, but covered by a white chalky outer layer that is easily scratched off, so they end up in various stages of in-between.

(Photo © Henrique_Anizio, shared under CC BY-NC).

[vincenzonova]

Guys help I've been playing Zelda again TcT

[exospaceunicorn]

Me: "I don't want to pay $500 for a machine or $90 for a new game right now. I'll wait for a sale on steam. Silly exclusives" (spider-man 2)

Nintendo: *announces ocarina of time remake on switch 2*

Me: "oh gosh I better buy that system now before the price jumps by $50. Better to spend the $900 now to start up for a game I've played literally hundreds of times!"

[swarnpert]

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

[swarnpert]

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

[were-ralph]

[bonersniper]

CUNT force trauma

[exospaceunicorn]

SHUT UP DONT EVEN LOOK AT ME OKAY I'M UPSET THAT I GOTTA GO GET A SWITCH 2 TODAY OKAY I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE

[exospaceunicorn]

Friendly reminder to anyone trying to slam destiny 2s servers today in solidarity that it is a larger overhaul.

It will be slow.

It won't be on time.

Expect delays.

[exospaceunicorn]

Todd Kenreck joining Legends of Avantris behind the scenes just confirms what I said, what, like a year ago?! That all these people being pushed out of wotc are banding together to take down the hasbro giant, working from the inside out to make sure ttrpg is staying being made with players in mind.

Ya love to see it.

[exospaceunicorn]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T GOING TO MAKE ME GRIND CHALLENGES FOR A WEEK FOR THIS SKIN?!!!!

I JUST GET IT?

FOR FREE?!

[makesomenoise]

🌈

[northirish]

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

[laughingsquid]

Rescued Pot-Bellied Pig Wags His Tail When His Human Calls Him a Good Boy

[exospaceunicorn]

@thedanhammer

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[waxedpaperdoor]

@twelvemonkeyswere!!!!!!!!

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

[blanketfortarchitect]

Girk at my work

[exospaceunicorn]

"Stop pirating book! It hurts indie authors! They don't get the money!"

How about... Tell "indie" authors to put their books in libraries, and that if they do it for the love of the game and not profit that the whole point is to get people interested in reading no matter what.

If you write books just because its trending and you can make a buck, you're doing it wrong.

[chewbacca]

There's some weird shit goin' on out here.

SINNERS (2025) ✧ dir. Ryan Coogler