Mostly Pure and Innocent

I am Dan. Virgo. Bi-something or other. 34 Years Old. Just another Canadian Albertan figuring life out as I go along. Doing okay at it maybe? Interests: Mass Effect Always among many other video games, Talking about writing but never actually doing...

[kosmogrl]

[imcertly]

hydra

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[0dmg]

Sleep ✿ Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land (2002)

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]

[kaijuno]

the prettiest girl in the world

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[gorps]

[pangur-and-grim]

this is what you people are doing to me today

[ironedsleeper]

[presidentstarscream]

If i may

[oysters-aint-for-me]

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[chemicalcain]

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

[ariadne-mouse]

he is Calculating

[theotherwesley]

thoughts have to be tilted in order to go into the right part of brain for solve

[sapphling]

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

[ampervadasz]

[nandras]

kis félénk

[galacticism]

[littleguysdaily]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[crackedpolishedblackstonebrick]

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