Guy Small

I'm back.

[expiredguy2]

3laffers !

I figured here would be a fine place to drop this message, similarly to how our beloved pizza boy did. Thank you all for giving and creating a wonderful roleplay experience, I’ve thoroughly enjoyed indulging in and being apart of all of the creative work everyone’s done for their characters and storytelling.

I have been asked by Token to leave the project, thus closing this chapter and my involvement in the community. Thank you all again for giving me wonderful memories. I’ll miss you.

—Melo

[tangled-tango]

It looks like they’re canceling Christmas this year. How saddening.

IMBGIOING TO THROWWUP

[expiredguy2]

Just kidding. I sure fooled you, didn’t I.

[expiredguy2]

i suspect the people are growing bored with how little there is to do these days

who would've thought a death game could become the preferable option?

Perhaps it is collective punishment, even though some of us aren’t guilty.

Let me guess, it was the question “have you ever been milked big time” that brought you this idea? The real answer I wish to give is ask Douglas. Do not tell him I said that however, he will yell at and brutally beat me as usual. He is very abusive towards me. Please send help.

[ask-douglas-3laf]

You have not been "milked big time" - nor will you be. To entertain such buffoonery is foolish; you ought know better. I will need to punish you for this; your tongue has grown too loose.

[expiredguy2]

And thus the milking will commence. Goodbye everyone, you will not be seeing me for a long, long time.

[expiredguy2]

i suspect the people are growing bored with how little there is to do these days

who would've thought a death game could become the preferable option?

Perhaps it is collective punishment, even though some of us aren’t guilty.

Let me guess, it was the question “have you ever been milked big time” that brought you this idea? The real answer I wish to give is ask Douglas. Do not tell him I said that however, he will yell at and brutally beat me as usual. He is very abusive towards me. Please send help.

[expiredguy2]

you ever been milked big time?

What a fascinating question. There is a joke I wish to make but I suspect It will not be well liked.

[expiredguy2]

Had a dream I went caving and turned the corner to find a herd of elephants.

[tangled-tango]

llike orville?

[expiredguy2]

Who?

[tangled-tango]

the organe

[expiredguy2]

Right. How could I forget.

[expiredguy2]

Had a dream I went caving and turned the corner to find a herd of elephants.

[expiredguy2]

Ugh. My posts are so pretentious.

[tangled-tango]

iiibelieve inyour comendy careerguy top 10 EVER!!

[expiredguy2]

Why is it nurses love red crayons?

It is how they draw blood.

[tangled-tango]

thhe bblosd testtresults camein guyy it doesntt lookgoodf on paper...

[expiredguy2]

Ha! That is good.

[expiredguy2]

GRIND ME UP. YUH.

What? You want to be minced meat? Is this what you are asking.

[expiredguy2]

awesome how your gay, happy prid mont

This is my uncreative response to an uncreative comment.

[expiredguy2]

Ugh. My posts are so pretentious.

[expiredguy2]

Quit sending me drawings of myself wearing women’s lingerie.

[expiredguy2]

Seems I got the last laugh. Funny how things work out that way.

[expiredguy2]

I love to scroll through my page and reread my own posts. I am not ashamed to admit I am the farthest thing from humble.

[expiredguy2]

Something about this place has effected this photo— nonetheless, here is my wheat farm. Tenderly grown by the hands of my dear husband and I.

Such a strange thing to say really— he holds closely what evidently spells that I still have a heart, "Husband" seems to undermine what he is to me truly. Regardless, I am joyed to finally bake handmade bread for him once again. One of the things I have enjoyed doing, as it silently communicates I am fond of him. To reunite with him is what it means to win this game...

For most of you it seems you've had a hard time finding peace in death. Very unfortunate I cannot empathize.

[expiredguy2]

I would love to place a bounty on my head— see, there’s something I enjoy just as much as killing, and that would be dying.

Your reward? Well you get to be the hero of course.

Indulge my whims, be a hero.

[ask-douglas-3laf]

thamk you for bigis bonted mister. doulglas small i love you

And thus, I have become a plaything for your entertainment.

[expiredguy2]

Oh man, the things I could say. The joke writes itself however.