Things just got a whole lot 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓻

WELCOME TO PINK'S HARD, FILTHY, PELVIS BREAKING, HORNED UP, ROCK STIFF, ALCOHOLIC SMUT BLOG!!! Now get out if you're a minor or anti horny shit. I also write shit occasionally 18+ / Whatever Pronouns idgaf

[aquaflv]

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

[aquaflv]

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

[aquaflv]

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

[internwizard]

@the-bible-translated did jesus not fuck?

[the-bible-translated]

ask him urself

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

oh i did, it just wasn’t written down

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

W H A T

[radioactivepussy]

it’s ok bro u can objectify me a lil bit...i sorta like it bro

[freaky-pink-thing]

Do you have any horny or sexual or whatever punch out headcanons you would like to divulge?

If not thats cool too

OH BITCH YES I DO

I dont want the fandom to this account so im gonna havta be on the down low abt this stuff

rn i only have HCS abt the rat man fully written down so lemme know if you want more

[dailyaskchallenge-blog]

Reblog if you want a smut drabble on your inbox

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

wake up babe new ao3 canonical tags are here

[freaky-pink-thing]

Some freaky lil P-O!! stuff I found on the Wayback Machine

[catbayunthestoryteller]

Cat's Kinktober Masterlist 2025

Smut Prompts:

cockwarming

corruption kink

costumes / uniforms

creampie / breeding

Somnophilia and/or getting fucked to sleep

monster / mythology / supernatural AU

huddle for warmth

just the tip

amnesia / memory loss

Cannibalism

Lollipop play

Lingerie

Clothes stay on during sex

being recorded and/or taking pictures

Seduction and/or exchanging sex for a favor

Loss of virginity and/or arranged marriage

Characters you can request aforementioned prompts for:

Tom Riddle

Matt Murdock a.k.a Daredevil

Jason Todd a.k.a Red Hood

MCU Loki

Henry Winter from The Secret History

BBC Sherlock

Clark Kent a.k.a Superman (James Gunn's)

Hannibal Lecter (NBC series version)

Will Graham

Rules: Asks will be received from today in inbox all September, fics will be published gradually in October. Please state which prompt and character you're asking for, and please state that it's for Kinktober. Additional details and your ideas for fics in the requests are welcome. See my credentials (so to speak) and other fics Masterlist in my pinned post.

[edgyomg-blog]

[wasabiprophet]

[silverskulltula]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

[gayweeddaddy69]

you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

[gayweeddaddy69]

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

[my-dailydreams]

[prokopetz]

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

[eternally-conflicted]

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

[melissadiamond]

A typo is a bigger libido killer than any kink I'm not into

[larval-tear]

elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied

[bisquitt]

[gigglepuffpixie]

goblin sex: three goblins enter, four goblins leave

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[rowanisawriter]

[nuclearfeels]

There are so much going in in this image

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[dragongirlbunny]

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

[dragongirlbunny]

i mean average sized bomb