[horrorofthebeast]

Two chairs having sex in the mall

[gorps]

Drake n josh

[latadelixo]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

drake and josh

[woolay]

[etica]

My barber line my shit up spectacularly

[foothjve]

drake n josh

[woolay]

How the fuck could this apply to the image above

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[tiedinaslipknot]

@nothisiscarlie

[niakila]

I absolutely cannot believe this is only 2 minutes

[wolfmons]

[stevesstrange]

MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO

[lumber-jack-white-2]

it’s like we got vine back for a brief moment

[ungarmax]

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

[prokopetz]

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

[confusedbyinterface]

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[madness-and-brilliancee]

girls dont want boyfriends, girls want fancy ceremonial daggers to wear strapped to their thighs for style and intimidation

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[slab-o-meat]

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

[amongthespaghetti]

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[pissvortex]

me when i breathe in the smoke filling my beachside condo at 2:56 am