I CHUG CAFFEINE LIKE A FRAT BOY CHUGs BEER

陳美玲

[jjeangrey]

steve: *unfreezes bucky* rise and shine bitch we’re going on a space war and fighting a giant grape

bucky:

[werewollves]

top 3 depression activities: 

-watching vine compilations in your bed at 3am

-playing 2048 with a dead expression

-listening to Africa by Toto on repeat and trying to feel something, anything

[prokopetz]

Rasputin in Popular Culture: Supernaturally vigorous man refuses to die.

Rasputin in Reality: A bunch of nerds who think they know how murder works because they read a book repeatedly fail to kill a man who’s too drunk to realise he’s being murdered.

[bluff-check]

Rasputin in song: Russia’s greatest love machine

[zackisontumblr]

i always wonder if someday there’s going to be 2 millennial nursing home roomies reminiscing on their lives and somehow they stumble across the fact that they both followed my blog

[yewachild-deactivated20191215]

Eu sempre me pergunto se algum dia haverá 2 salas de lar de idosos milenares relembrando suas vidas e de alguma forma eles tropeçam no fato de que ambos seguiram meu blog

[stability]

J'espère que Dieu moi et tous les autres utilisateurs perdent tous les souvenirs que nous avons de ce site de l'enfer au moment où nous sommes vieux

[zackisontumblr]

….

[404fucksnotfound]

Espero de Dios que yo y todos los usuarios de este site perdamos todas las memorias que tenemos de este site del infierno cuando seríamos viejos.

[zackisontumblr]

hey not in Spanish too

[sook-hee]

me doing math in high school:

me doing math now:

[just-shower-thoughts]

Rudolph must have been severely depressed and lacking in self-worth, since he went back into the arms of his abusers once they decided he could be useful to them.

[morningsuns]

Whats the most depressing song you can think of

[morningsuns]

[louisthesixteenth-deactivated20]

pray for me yall

[louisthesixteenth-deactivated20]

almost there

[louisthesixteenth-deactivated20]

soon

[louisthesixteenth-deactivated20]

yall mind if i AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[emilhamil]

Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.

[lord-kitschener]

This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you

[princesstigerbelle]

She has the ballie

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[besnurched]

Damn I wanna see the next guy over

[andreii-tarkovsky]

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

[thatchickoverwhere]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

[himborc]

only pokemon fans understand

DELELELEBWOOOOOOOP

[littlebluecaboose]

what the fuck

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

a harrowing tale

[petirep]

[monkeysky]

this is unfair because by combining two unrelateable comics the result is 100x more relateable than either on their own

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[got-source]

I’ve drawn the first blood 

3rd episode of season 7 TONIGHT at HBO!

[illness-deactivated20180325]

tumblr in the 1950s

op: folks who eat their apple pie with a slice of cheese… well that’s just plain unnatural commenter: what exactly is your problem with us americans from the corn belt second commenter: this is horsefeathers why aren’t we discussing segregation

[postirony]

minisoc: that Khrushev sure is a wing-ding!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every kid having a wand at Hogwarts would be like every kid having a loaded gun in public school

[exponentiallydecreasingfunction]

Not necessarily. They can hurt and potentially kill each other, but wands are mostly used for other things.