[mephostophilis]

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

[ryebreadgf]

i am okay with being put in a setting. but if it seems like it might evolve into a situation i’ll kill you

[cimicherrychanga]

behold. one stylish little man.

[charmers]

[malojasnake]

— Sunrise, by Louise Glück

[commiegoth]

[killy-deactivated20241228]

Having memory issues and holding grudges is a funny combination. I don’t forgive but I DO forget

[malachte]

happy pride to this dude

[forepop]

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

[eatsleepdraw]

[neil-gaiman]

What the hell you wrote coraline???

Somebody had to.

[camestela]

[happyheidi]

mood

[nevver]

Circling the Sun, Clare Woods

[kikicolors]

Now I remember your name!

[tchaikovskaya]

i dont have an emerald green chaise longue and im being so brave about it

[touhouweed]

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout