Big (5') Dyke

Merle/29/nb dyke/they/them married to @that-stone-butch Dirt is my passion/desktop user

[inprnt]

“Self-aware” by Sergio Vallés on INPRNT

[februarytrash]

[dionysiaproductions]

This is Meryton Assembly erasure. They went to the club once at the beginning of the book and the night went so badly that the whole rest of the narrative is the fall out from it.

[fuckyeahbiguys]

[lamignonette]

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[phantomrose96]

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

[phantomrose96]

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.

[todaysbird]

he is blogging

[paperplanechemtrails]

[mia-down-under]

[gothcostco]

looks bad michael

[gothcostco]

[riverselkiesing]

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

[beardedmrbean]

[toastycyborg]

I scrolled past this without second thought. Paused. Thought, wait, I've never seen a crane on the road. Scrolled back up. No answers. Typed this response, then noticed the book's author. What a whirlwind

[cannibalchicken]

[yellow-cat]

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

[boybeetles]

Someone in Glasgow please go see this for me pls. I will be there in spirit 🙏

[tinyglowingsharks]

Brief report from the flute accompaniment:

It went well! At least 100 people attended, families dogs a solid portion of Glasgow's trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather and a very cheerful celebratory vibe.

After short speeches from the ballhaver and the large dyke (my wife), the ballhaver was given a chupa chup and blindfolded (execution style). The balls were then duly kicked; it made a surprisingly loud dull thumping sound. She fell to the ground to loud cheers and there was a moment of silence while Taps played on the flute. The large dyke wore solovair urban hikers.

[inremote]

i missed my girlfriend's bawkicking due to an unscheduled overnight stay in aberdeen, glad youse were all there for her.

even if shes still an eejit for this. i am morally oppossed to my bridesmaid kicking my girlfriend in the baws on a fundamental level.

glad my best person got to belt out the choons tho

[dragongirl-wings]

when I was a Hatchling it was always Do Not Touch the Computer Screen but now they make screens that are designed To Be Touched and they still have not fixed the underlying issue of Greasy Phalangeprints all over the Screen

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[natalieironside]

Generally in favor of coyotes. Wolves, as well. Bobcats. That sort of thing.