Big Biff's Borscht Bonanza

A commonplace book | "Strange" and "off-putting" | aged & arthritic bog witch | white bi she/they | call me chippy | many apologies but I cannot stop being a Brit

[extremelyoldandincrediblycringe]

I need to go in the ocean

[extremelyoldandincrediblycringe]

I still haven't gone in the ocean and I live on a peninsula in the fucking Atlantic

[extremelyoldandincrediblycringe]

You will never guess the update on the ocean situation

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[plainclothes2025]

bork is on sale

[augustdementhe]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[chthonion]

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

[hussyknee]

Does anyone have a tutorial about how to insert workskins into AO3 new download format via Calibre? Inserting the workskin CSS onto the stylesheet doesn't work anymore because the new download code gets rid of the CSS class tags. Using the Fanficflare plugin doesn't work because Calibre keeps saying I've entered the wrong browser cache path no matter how many permutations of it I try. Cutting and pasting the entire source code into an empty epub just results in a broken mess. At this point I don't know what to do other than learn how to code from scratch, except I'm not sure I'll have any better luck even if I do.

HELP.

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[jaubaius]

A 4852 year old  located Ancient mountain Aras cypress at Tandooreh National Park, Iran

[tipsytern]

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[asleepinawell]

daily pep talk i give myself

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]