ExtremeSlash

she/they - i do art sometimes :)

[niyaniyanixa]

she was so funny for this idgaf

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[punkitt-is-here]

funny orange that ol rascal

[roadkillblvd]

Snipers nest

[tall]

[puppygirllaika]

damn, you're schedules packed from 10-11, looks like you're gonna have to kill two birds with one stone.

[glorioustragedykid]

Really like doing this one

[pawberri]

Plush girls

[pixelguzzler]

Alright, welp. It's come to the worst unfortunately. I am opening emergency delayed commissions, as I have to escape my house immediately (either tomorrow or in two days) :/ I will be buying plane tickets to the next state over to live with a close friend. Since I will be on the move for the next week or so and can't draw, the slots will have to be filled now and the art completed later. I hope that's okay. I appreciate anyone who can help, I really, really need it right now.

[pixelguzzler]

I will get back to everyone who contributes as soon as possible. I'm only able to pack one backpack so I can bring my PC but not my monitors, so once I'm there I'll try to buy a cheap one to draw all of the commissions that funded the flight and hotels

[heckeronincheese]

Rehabilitation of older gen hounds to work the desk jobs seems to have helped with the budget. But can we not fuck them during office hours!? I have reports i need authorization for. And if you try to get frisky with me my handler would love to give you a 45. Lobotomy... free of charge.

Not on the field anymore. They're still protective of me. I don't mind.

Likes to fill me in on the new hounds she has to train but still makes time for an old dog like me.

Glad my old mech is getting some use too..

Mix of balam scraps and arasaka firmware.

She's seen some shit. Older gen. I got from an old terran vendor. But the old autocannons seem to still sing.

Ik they're antiques but they still punch through hulls like tissue paper in the right hands.

Sometimes I yearn for a sortie.

Air dense with gunpowder,sweat,and uncertainty instead of printer ink and stale coffee.

But my days are past.

Fly high you spry mutts.

And for the love of fuck close your comms when youre in heat. We can't be wasting all our archival carts on your pathetic moans..

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[haaarpb]

i love both my beautiful daughters

[sthmvnk]

[ishtea]

sorry but this is my favorite DM i’ve ever got now :3

YIPPEE :D

[emilynyaaa]

yooooo

[tgirl-horny-thoughts]

Reblog if your mutuals can send you unsolicited girlcock :3

[trans-wolfdyke-deactivated20240]

Send me unsolicited girlcock please!

[augrette]

me too please!!

[fem-switch-whore]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[angelooze]

SEND ME SOME :33333

[pubbygirluwu]

And me!! 3X

[only-cat-memes]

[mara-existing]

SLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORP

*deeeep inhale*

SLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORP SLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORP

:3

[moxilock]

I think the best part about HDG is that you just. Get to stop fighting.

You don't need to fight to exist. You don't need to fight to get support. You don't need to fight to live how you want to. You don't need to fight *yourself* to do big changes. You don't need to fight your sicknesses. You don't need to fight poverty. You don't need to fight to live. You can just. Stop. You can just. Be. Be who you want to. Be whatever.

And the entire time, there's a large, wonderful plant woman who wants nothing more than to treat you like a pet. She feeds you, she takes you to the doctors, she worries about providing for you, and all you need to worry about is when you want to play and when you want to cuddle.

And. In a world where I feel like I can't stop fighting or ill die, or I'll lose my rights or whatever. It's a nice escape. One where I don't need to pay attention to the horrible things that are happening for my own wellbeing.

Yknow?