THE CLAYMORE AGENDA MANIFESTO

Perverted Birdwatching Warlock

[eyebrowpunk]

[fil3t]

lumière s'éteint (light dies)

[prints]

Inspired by the second line of this verse from "Lumière s’éteint" (spoilers):

Si le temps se perd à contre-courant, If time loses itself to the tide, Les miroirs sans tain dévoilent leur nature One-way mirrors reveal their nature Si nos pulsations jouent à contre-cœur, If our hearts beat against their will, Notre amour veillera sur la mesure Our love will guard the rhythm Lumière s’éteint Light dies

Who can see whom through a one-way mirror depends on which side is brighter. As light (lumière) fades, a mirror becomes a window, and an illusion breaks.

[kosmogrl]

[cerastes]

Milord… Your reply to that comment just now… The bards are exclaiming loud and far that you lack the virtues of good faith and reading comprehension in every tavern that’ll have them… I’m afraid you’ve pissed on the poor, milord…

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

What's so great about the great bustard? A lot of things- but the greatest of all is probably that they can lay claim to fame as one of the heaviest flying birds! The heaviest of them can weigh upwards of 18 kg (40 lbs)- and to help them lift all that weight, they boast a 2.7 m (8 ft 10 in) wingspan!

(Image: A male great bustard (Otis tarda) by L. Jargal)

[bebx]

Would you still love me if I was a Bipes Biporus commonly known as Mexican Mole Lizard? 🥺😔

Source

[barikonen]

when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

[nikoriis]

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

[winged-void]

"not to be that guy, but" im gonna stop you right there buddy. no one is allowed to be that guy. no one is allowed to be ANY type of guy. firing squad.

[winged-void]

the vast majority of tumblr users truly cannot imagine that women exist. it is impossible for them. luckily my firing squad is already here

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[hideki-koga]

セイタカシギ（Black-winged Stilt）

[umarell]

[hatchan]

I need to see someone do this exact bit as a drag performance

[mevil]

my beautiful wife that is scared of a closed window at night

[slitherpunk]

[birdyaviary]

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[yaldabaothadeez]

(sources: 1, 2, - ocatg on bsky)

[outofcontextarthur]

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory