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Xuebing Du

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
KIROKAZE
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RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
Not today Justin

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost

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You’ve heard of Chicago Quiznos Coyote Friday, now get ready for
Brazil Bakery Maned Wolf Monday
Yall should read Danshi Koukousei Dakedo Gal ni TS Shimashita its a really fun gender swap series!!
With TONS of immaculate ponytail content!
This is the one where the main character saves the goddess of gals, right? I need to read more of that one. But. Gender bend into a gal/gyaru? Twist my arm.
Yep saves the god of gyarus from drowning and is rewarded with becoming a gyaru!
celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"
you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku
Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.
You are so right actually
I guess this is what would happen if a werewolf bit a skeleton.
internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google
the sweetest girls in all of existence are made to think they're horrifying monsters, it's so fucked.
NO ACTUALLY THIS POST IS ABOUT REAL LIFE TRANS WOMEN
so apparently there's a type of parasitic barnacle that forcefems crabs in order to make them carry its eggs. and if that isn't like. wow. it's really sexy is what i'm saying. you could do big things with this.
Crab Hacker Barnacles!
A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007
“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.
growth
Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.
Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.
The more you know.
Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.
Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)
and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her
This is killing me
Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:
Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)
Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)
Having a sticky beak (Investigating)
Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)
Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)
Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)
Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)
Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)
Thongs (flip flops)
Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)
Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)
Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)
Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)
Having a piss-up (A social gathering)
I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)
A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)
Some usamerican friends of mine recently learned the Aussie meaning of snail trail (the line of hair from the bellybutton heading south). They were horrified to say the least
Reblog if you love DS2 because you are one of the best people irl and super loyal and able to see beauty in imperfections but are also a contrarian who is “cool” and “totes jacked off” for liking the black sheep of the Dark Souls family while having no actual personality outside of these traits
dark souls 2 is tma
how do you make someone holy
you beat the hell out of them
my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this
did you just trigger tag my grandma
BECAUSE GRANDMA KILLED MY GRANDMA OK???
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the throne of leyndell
she crusheth thousands to death 'neath her fat ass and for what. bitch