EyeEatSkin

We all deserve punishment for our sins. Yes, you too.

[10uhclock]

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[velvetbriar]

[kyotoprotocols]

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[sandwormb]

[dogpuppy]

[processes]

SETS F/W26

[poopjournalist]

DJ...can you play The Prodigy? Can you play Smack My Bitch Up?

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[sacred-portal]

[eyeeatskin]

I’m not and have never been actively suicidal, but if you think about it blowing your head clean off with a shotgun in front of people is like one of the top 10 funniest things humanly possible.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

[pukicho]

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

[pukicho]

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now