Eye Of Mairon

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[just-shower-thoughts]

You can have a fully gay threesome, but you can’t have a fully straight threesome.

[joey-wheeler-official]

The straights once more crumble before the might and grace of the humble homosexual

[bicyclealpaca]

[pkpaulshow]

[trash-child-king]

oh my god what is that

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[fromstarstuff]

Okay but

Nobody:

Not a soul:

Legolas, vibrating: Yes I like him the normal amount

[cannibalchicken]

[fish-celestialbody-adjective]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[clockwork-hobbit]

It's a fantastic point, but John Boyega's net worth also puts him at $6 million. When he says eat the rich, he isn't safe either...

[neon-classical]

There’s a pretty big fucking difference between six million and one trillion lmao

Not to mention the way the money was made

An actor being paid for a role / doing some advertising is a world away form a man setting up a cooperate money machine that horrendously exploits workers

[dr-dendritic-trees]

This is something I hate SO MUCH about how tumblr talks about money.

Like, I get that famous actors have large amounts of money, some of them are even probably overpaid (I have complicated thoughts about how actors are paid because of the nature of acting as a career), but they are exchanging labor for money, and their salaries are an expense involved in making a movie.

But like... an actor is paid for a job. They’re a worker like the rest of us. Bezos isn’t paid for a job, he’s paid for being the person who owns Amazon and despite being obscenely wealthy, he does all sorts of shitty things and to underpay and exploit his workers, and avoid paying taxes, so that more of the money Amazon generates will be profit (worker’s salaries are not profit, they’re a business expense). 

These two mechanisms of acquiring money are fundamentally very different. 

The reason why billionaires are evil aren’t because having money is bad, its because to get a billion dollars you have to cheat. You have to take it from someone else. If Bezos paid all his workers and suppliers fairly and treated them well, and paid his fair amount of taxes, and etc, then it literally wouldn’t matter how much money he earned, because he wouldn’t be doing anyone any harm. But its not actually possible to amass a billion dollars (a full order of magnitude bigger than a million) while behaving in an ethical manner. 

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

[hornetstabber]

it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

[hornetstabber]

anon please what does this mean

[hornetstabber]

i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now

[greek-mythographer]

This deserves 1000s of notes

[hornetstabber]

no the fuck it does not

[greek-mythographer]

yes it does

[dilfosaur]

i said give him a corruption arc

(character from todays drawfee uwu)

[tenya]

I have a horrible secret to share. to the five of you who care to keep up with new build a bear releases, you’ve probably noticed a lot of bald yellow animals lately. the lion, pineapple, narwhal, etc. there’s a reason for that. it’s because they made too much of it expecting the minions from despicable me to sell well. but they didn’t. so now they have all this extra yellow fabric to use. so all these new releases? yeah. they’re made out of minion skin

[tenya]

source: I work there and handle tens of these things per day. they’re the same. it’s all the same fabric

[catboycafe]

minion transmutation...

[sonypraystation]

well now I want one....

[cipheramnesia]

Homonculi.

[down-sizing-redux]

Hominculi

[cipheramnesia]

Minionculi

[nudityandnerdery]

Hominionculi

[gamma-dealer]

[ghostfacekill-monger]

[huffylemon]

[helloitsbees]

[kyurem]

I’m here for the regular cock combo 🤠

[thyrell]

can't stop laughing at this

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[luftwaffel-deactivated20131125]

who did you have to kill to get that URL

[funnytwittertweets]

[nevertheless-moving]

same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*