Like Plorse Hinko But Like.... More

MINOR, 14 NB, violently tired bi asexual🙃

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[ru1n3r]

2020 was simultaneously three weeks ago and one billiom years ago and both are correct

[dykenettles]

it is

[schlimdog]

i used to be able to open my head like a coin purse and store things in it but then a bic round stic pen got stuck inside and its all fucked like i couldn’t even prove it to you because it’s just locked shut now

[schlimdog]

bbleebo

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

follow me for more great posts other people made

[catboybiologist]

God damn look at how dead inside I looked lmao

[transhuman-priestess]

Where’s the comic about saddest man ever > most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen

[catboybiologist]

[catboybiologist]

Correct opinion detected

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[plorsierhinko]

The first reblog map looks like lugia:D

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[alphabetizing-posts]

attention attention back god inwards* mmmmm. my my no oh outwards* *turns *turns

[jimmyhoffathecat]

How active is Mr. Jimmy the Pickles? He looks like he gets around a lot.

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[sacred-portal]

[gunsandfireandshit]

"Whoa nice, a backup camera¹!"

¹backup cameras have been mandatory for over half a decade

[vofmf]

THEY HAVE??

[dipyronegirl]

only in the us and canada (around 2018). they were only made mandatory in europe in 2022, and that’s still not a thing in most every other country in the world.

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[dipyronegirl]

fell asleep on my keyboard sorry

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[fween-original]

okay but what about anteaters

ant eaters being called that is also hinging on ants being ants, so if someone did time travel and made ants more like beetles than ants then we would still have ant eaters but no ants for them to eat. this is dangerous. so i propose we rename ant eaters to tuby scoopies because their tongue goes down a tube and then scoops up bugs in the tube.