Live like a pig. Die like a dog

Isac. 29. a mess with a tumblr. 18+

[segamascott]

[muzzlesbian]

[anxious-boys-club]

[itsexclusive]

[ottermatopoeia]

*pointing at his bulge* there's a lot to unpack here

[cazaosos]

[101koach]

[cubfelix]

[littlesoulking]

I’m not dad...oh, who am I kidding?!!? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😘

[thefluffersblog]

[chrstph-r]

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[instant-oatmeal]

[cherwallyx]

[icarus-suraki]

I understand the CEO of UnitedHealth was shot but has he considered losing weight? Because that would help resolve those symptoms.

[thickness-protection-program]

He can't even go to hell bc Satan said he had preexisting conditions

[feral-hawke]

[dorianlover]

[dorianlover]

[alt-hound]

[wowhead]

this is literally one of my favorite images ever i'll never get tired of it