pronounced “ayy-gee-ess”

reblogging into the void // 24 // current hyperfixation: project hail mary, heated rivalry, dropout cinematic universe

[starvy]

never stop bisexualing

[narcissistcookbook]

tumblr should have a little clippy guy, a tumblrweed or something, that pops up and says "hey it looks like you posted this exact joke 15 months ago, are you sure you want to do yhis"

[owl-liberation-now]

YEAH i wanna post this again tumblrweed, shit is HILARIOUS

[owl-liberation-now]

YEAH i wanna post this again tumblrweed, shit is HILARIOUS

[narcissistcookbook]

hahaha tumblrweed

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[buteonine]

if you are "animal lover" and don't find the beauty and silliness stored in the humble leech then you should try

[a-book-of-creatures]

Reminder

They do this :3

[byronicbrit]

had a strong urge to make gifs outta them

[crabussy]

crying tears of joy over this photo

[takataapui]

soooo I wrote a game inspired by this picture! thank you for sharing it robin bc it sent me on a rabbit hole of game writing <3

'you are a kākāpō and it is your birthday' is a solo-journaling roleplaying game where the title says it all! You know that no one else can throw a party good enough, so you'll just have to do it yourself!

find it here:

you are a kākāpō and it is your birthday! by Oru Games

A solo-journaling game where only you can throw the perfect birthday!

[crabussy]

!!!!!! holy moly!!!!! everyone check out riwhi's incredible projects!!!

[andmaybegayer]

> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

[andmaybegayer]

> #wait are labubu's blind bags?!

Labubus are blind bags but they're also blind bags with some of the most insane dark patterns stacked on top. The online store for them has a thing where they tell you what you got the second you order it online so that you can immediately try again if you didn't get the thing you wanted.

There's also a shake feature that is designed to encourage you to buy more than one by narrowing down the possibility space on a crate of options so that if you're hunting a specific model you can verify that it's guaranteed to be in one of these three IF you buy all three right now!!!!!

[girlishgamine]

You can read more about what dark patterns are and how to spot them here.

Deceptive Patterns (aka Dark Patterns) - spreading awareness since 2010

The original website about deceptive patterns (also known as “dark patterns”) - tricks used in websites and apps that make you do things tha

[ralfmaximus]

That is a fucking awesome site everyone should visit. Don't skip the Hall of Shame.

[dailymanners]

I just thought of this post, which was actually how I learned what Dark Patterns are, because I tried to cancel my Adobe Acrobat subscription, and it took much longer than I anticipated because several times throughout the process it felt like it was intentionally trying to trick me into thinking I'd cancelled my subscription when I actually hadn't yet.

Please read up on Dark Patterns and learn how to recognize them.

[cognitohazardous]

every day some japanese twitter account shows me a bug i never couldve even imagined

[cognitohazardous]

[jellyfishdirigible]

Chlamisus or Fulcidax, a genus of cloaked warty leaf beetles in the family Chrysomelidae

[daughter-of-sapph0]

rock/bug type pokemon

[deervsheadlights]

they are so annoying <3

part 1

[hyenabrained]

you know stratts gonna pull in and order one black coffee for herself only

[bitzitz]

i call this "grace and rocky versus archive of our own"

bonus featuring adrian:

[faeri-sami]

Just a silly crossover that wouldn't leave my mind

[guerrillatech]

[aflo]

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

[truestoriesaboutme]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[wizardarchetypes]

Learn to identify bugs 🫵

[ryebreadgf]

girlhood this girlhood that. woman you are 26

[ryebreadgf]

I got a message about how this is supposedly mean. I am holding your hand when I say that refusing womanhood and clinging onto girlhood will not save you from the realities of adulthood. I am not saying you are not young. 26 is incredibly young. you are free to love the concepts and media associated with girlhood but there is much to love about womanhood that you are not seeing. there is something to be said for being free of the shackles of girlhood and childhood. you are an autonomous being. you have power over your life and the paths you will take. it is easier to see the paths when you start taking yourself seriously instead of waiting for others to do so. no one is saying you have to be serious. womanhood is joy too. a different shade of yellow

[catcrumb]

( hi everyone! it's that time of year again... expect me back sometime in august! in the meantime, consider donating to direct relief for earthquake recovery in venezuala! )

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[mls-classics]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a little warm up for the day

ink: diamine oxblood