Ezrabylene

Used to be Syrabylene. French girl, Desus lover forever

[louisandthedagger]

[ezrabylene]

😶❤

[gael-garcia]

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[pieceofchocolate]

DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE

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100,000,000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

[cetuselena]

Day & Night

[expressions-of-nature]

Antarctica by Miria Grunick

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Men are using a powerful hashtag to fight back against emotional abuse

According to NCADV, 4 in 10 people have experienced some kind of coercive control from an intimate partner. Sadly, #MaybeSheDoesntHitYou is raising much-needed awareness for a widespread problem.

[faded-doll-hi]

This is disgusting. It really is. I hope that people gain awareness of this issue and their own situation and I really hope that we all find better.

[acruelgentleman-deactivated2018]

I appreciate the hell out of the women reblogging this. As a survivor of such emotional abuse, I know it’s vital for men to step forward and talk about their experiences. The old “man up” narrative needs to die. 

[depp-could-get-it]

Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

[profeminist]

“This is what actors (& models & bodybuilders) do. If you see them with razor cut abs, they have been on a low carb, water-reducing diet to get there. You cannot retain that and be healthy. When we shot WOLVES, Jason asked me, “Do I have to have abs n’ shit for this?” I said no.”

-  David Hayter, director, Wolves

“The wood chopping scene in The Wolverine was all the footage they could get before Hugh Jackman passed out from dehydration. Dehydration and steroids are the big secret behind Hollywood muscle definition.”

-  My name is Grant‏

“Yeah there was a huge piece a few years ago about the prevalence of doping in the aftermath of Dark Knight (roughly), it became an arms race of every male actor going on roids for definition. Compare Jackman in XMen 1 from 2000 to him in Logan, for example.”

-  Kuff ‘n’ Klout

“The Hollywood roid phenomenon in one picture”

-  Kuff ‘n’ Klout‏

“The Guest” movie - 

[tatzelwyrm]

I like how they call starvation and dehydration a “trick” :)))))))))

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

I KNOW. Fucking killed me. “There’s this neat trick where we encourage disordered eating and dehydration. That’s what bodies should look like!!! This is the Norm!!”

[bogleech]

Wait so that text wasn’t from a criticism of abusive practices?? It was just “here’s how we did this neat-O special effect!!!!!” ???!???

[persnicketyscribe]

Thought was timely to reblog this with all the flack R Patz is getting for choosing not to work out right now. You may not like him, but the man had a point.

[jaaryl]

paul ‘jesus’ rovia + wardrobe (2/?)

[elbeeaz]

[noquitter-deactivated20231102]

this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post. 

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry. 

fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living. 

[asterixa1313-deactivated2018111]

Always reblog

[testicleexplosiongirl]

Sks support this idea or unfollow me i dont give 3 shits if i loose yall as followers, fuck off if you dont support this

[tech--romancer]

Reblog this

[lost-my-leeches]

If you don’t think men can get raped get the FUCK off my blog and never crawl back

[geekiliciousme]

Throwback Thursday:  Tom Payne photographed by Rowan Daly for Playboy magazine.

[teenagerposts]

sexual attraction: wow I wanna fuck that

romantic attraction: wow I wanna date that

sensual attraction: wow I wanna cuddle that

aesthetic attraction: wow that exists

[xoxolosergirl]

Never seen it explained like this. Thank you for finally putting in a way that people can understand. But may i just add:

Platonic attraction: wow i wanna befriend that

[brodhi-rook]

It took me 12 years to go frame by frame and realize that weird lag I had always noticed was Tulio pausing to kiss Miguel before pushing him off the cliff in a desperate attempt to save their lives…

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

MY SHIP IS UNSINKABLE

[valdrein-blog]

“The Road to El Dorado: Miguel & Tulio: The original script had them be lovers, calling each other ‘darling’ and such. Although the idea was shot down, they left in scenes where you can kind of tell what they were pushing for.”

[newhologram]

pandalolli:

You’re forgetting the scene in the beginning where they’re prisoners in the ship. Tulio is lifting Miguel so Miguel and look out, and Tulio briefly rubs his face against Miguel’s ass. Best. ever. 

Don’t

fucking get me started

on my gay analysis

of El fucking Dorado

^This part is subtle and often missed. At the end, when Tulio and Miguel are reunited, they run to hug each other and Altivo interrupts just as Tulio has his hand on his pal’s waist.

All gifs here made by me because SACRIFICES! I actually have hundreds more to make but who knows if I’ll ever finish—especially since my hard drive kaboomed and I lost my perfectly organized clips.

Edit: AHH IMAGES FIXED. SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.  Some of you have been asking for further analysis. I direct you to a fic study I did on their relationship in the movie: The Magnificent.

[reimove-dat-shit-blog]

aAAA <33

[chekhov]

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[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Yet another reason we must oppress the French: even their language is horny on main.

[neeka-noodle]

@ezrabylene come and collect your language 😂😂😂

[ezrabylene]

@neekanoo 😂😂 we, French, are true poets! I'm so proud of my country 😉

[bringmecoffeeandroses]

“ What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hareline.”

I don’t know what all these ‘Jesus returns from the dead’ jokes are about, Paul is of spending his Easter with Daryl and Aaron. Daryl makes him fresh rabbit for dinner and Aaron makes the worst Easter-themed dad jokes you’ll ever hear. 

Tom Payne’s smile is ridiculous and I want to draw more of it.

No, but really, I meant to get this out on Easter. Long story short, I have been way too exhausted from working back to back to back shifts and forgot to finish it.

Hope you all had a good holiday! 🐣 

[bringmecoffeeandroses]

PAUL “JESUS” ROVIA+ TOM PAYNE + TUMBLR TEXT POSTS pt (8/?)

Celebrating this year like I did last year: being overly sarcastic and appreciating Tom Payne’s face. HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!

[hansoeii]

i feel personally attacked by his adorableness

[whitmoreindustries]

skipping the part where i ask lmao and just drawing whatever i want 👍

[tpayne-legendary]

melvee917 ll The Walking Dead on location in Atlanta, GA l May 6th 2018