Eztli

Any pronouns that aren’t she/her :)

[eztli-void]

Im sorry to anyone who followed me for a specific fandom

Occasionally political/mildly nsfw (nothing too too explicit for the main blog)

Bad at tagging (i try occasionally)

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[trashfishhh]

Can't get any work done so i made this on my phone

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love everyone's cat

[anarchopuppy]

Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents among all car brands, report shows

A new analysis of National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration auto crash data shows that Tesla has the highest rate of fatal a

holy shit

i knew teslas were bad but "literally twice as deadly as the average vehicle" is something else

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[stoopkidlisteningtocsh]

Was feeling Emotions than was quickly hit by very different ones upon opening the comments

[starrose17]

He's literally doing this:

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm a type of girl

[crazy-brazilian]

[fishtax]

He was surprisingly chill ab being rejected

[infertilityidol]

[jennamoran]

this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, "every cat in the house" but perhaps even ... zero

[rickybabyboy]

dangerous misinformation

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[cosmichorrorbarbie]

everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[fool-counter]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

fool count: 1

[supahbeefcakes]

with marcille’s necromancy and noelle’s ice magic, they could finally create tumblr’s greatest nemesis: the strong as fuck ice mummy

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

minecraft isnt a horror game huh? then explain why my ass has been slapped by several berry bushes while on peaceful?

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

what the fuck was i on last night

[the-minecraft-blog]

Peaceful, apparently