Trying My Best :\

matthew / gemini / 24 / gay

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[loonavrsl]

260306 [📸] ARTMS HANTEO MUSIC AWARDS 2025 PHOTO BEHIND !

[seolyoona-archive]

like a butterfly 🦋 x x x

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[avioletmoonrise]

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

[ryan-sometimes]

Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???

[gamecubewizard]

theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal

[fuks]

[citrineghost]

Needed work

[ixxy-aguamala]

+colormatching

[queen-mihai]

It needed to be done

[transcyberism]

Fixed the lighting

[elvencantation]

[hikotei]

King of the Gerudo Tribe

[halloweentrickortreat]

"Sorry I can't, I'm busy"

Me being busy:

[inkie-heart]

peek

[aire1111]

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep

[writerxwren]

I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀

[psychopomp-reborn]

[kyrina-jo]

She a little confused but she got the spirit