[blemgoid]

wanted to make a tequila sunrise but i dont have any tequila and i dont have any orange juice and i dont have any grenadine so i improvised by letting go of all desires

[kiryuing]

[irisensata]

[redstonedust]

i love wishing people luck for very mundane tasks that dont really require luck. going to the bathroom? good luck with that. making a sandwich? im crossing my fingers for you. need to change your shirt? i hope it works out exactly how you imagined.

[ryebreadgf]

send me more posts like this. thank you

[baldingfemale]

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

[apjvff]

all UFO caused by me

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[vonkarn]

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[pienprince]

[contexfiles]

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[intactics]

these days the circus isn't funny and the bread kills you

[lustcannibalism]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

[crazy-minded-girl]

[wetheurban]

Sending love to everyone who is just… tired. Life is a lot right now. Whether it’s decision fatigue, anxiety fatigue, information fatigue, career fatigue, social fatigue, financial fatigue, or the exhaustion of getting your life back together, give yourself space and grace. Be still for a bit. You deserve to recharge.