Virtual Maven

Prince With a Thousand Enemies. They/Them

[dogpuppy]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[fernsnailz]

my seal drawing

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[jadedpreschooler]

feels kind of cringebaby of me but honestly apple sauce is so fire

[galetops]

this is a foundational text to me i can’t believe it hasn’t even cracked 4k retweets

[sandmandaddy69]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[3000s]

when i go somewhere on friday people are always like "have a nice weekend" but i work weekends and this is my sunday

sorry i cant get the hi off of my skeleton right now

[magiconic]

Don't worry I covered up the "HI" so no one can read it

[3000s]

thank you, much better

[prokopetz]

any thoughts about vivziepop's "Homestuck"?

You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.

— Aurelius, Marcus. Meditations. (trans. Maxwell Staniforth, Penguin Books, 1964)

[kosmogrl]

[sharkgirldick]

Boob job from a girl with big naturals...?

[juniepops]

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[slutdge]