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[burythecarnival]

if someone could eat me out & finger me until i melt into the bed then pet my head as i lie on their chest until i fall asleep, that would be v fucking neato.

[meereslvft]

I need a road trip to the ocean.

[empathysuggestion]

one day you will be happy. not constantly, but it will become a theme in your life. you will have days where you feel sad and that’s normal. but eventually you can wake up with a smile on your face even if there isn’t a reason. you’ll see yourself through a clearer lens. you’ll think of the best case scenarios. you’ll find people who you can share your happiness with. you’ll settle into your own body and mind with a sense of security.

[wlwoof]

get yourself a baker girlfriend. a girl who makes the house smell sweet every time you get home. a girl who has flour on her apron, and dough still caked on her nails, but when she sees you she grins. watch her get excited about what she wants to bake next, and how focused yet calm she is when she’s in the kitchen. get yourself a girl who is always trying new recipes and letting you taste them. not all of them will turn out perfectly, but you know how hard she worked and that next time she’ll get it right. get yourself a baker girlfriend. 

[tired-lesbian-hours]

To my lesbian sisters who thought they were bi but later realized they weren't:

You aren't adding to the stereotype that bisexuality is a "phase" or that bisexuals are just "lesbians afraid to come out"

To my bisexual sisters who thought they were lesbians but later realized they're actually bisexual:

You aren't adding to the stereotype that lesbians just "need to find the right man" or that lesbians can be "turned".

It'll never be your fault for how those stereotypes paint us

[lloergan]

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[fbdbsgdg]

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

[revere-irreverence]

This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off.  They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.

I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:

grow my own food

find my own clean water

heat my house

shit in the woods

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

[aggressivelycalm]

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

[ekelarsons]

The average American worker takes less vacation time than a medieval peasant

Medieval peasants lived grueling, terrible lives. But their vacation days beat out the policies now common even in progressive societies.

[bookwyrmth1rt33n]

🤔😬😡

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

When the medieval peasant - the iconic, screwed over, worst off person of pop culture - had more days and time off than you, something’s gone wrong. And apparently something has been wrong for a while now...

[gardenspirits-deactivated202207]

Cat Lovers Mug Set by BrewNSteepCo

[reeferfox-deactivated20220116]

Yah you’re cute but will you build a fort with me in the living room and play videogames all night????

[write-on-world]

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

[12b6]

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

[johanna-swann]

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

[outcrying]

concept: you taking me to an aquarium and watching lovingly as i completely ignore you to look at the jellyfish

[totally-sapphic-posts]

Thinking about one day being able to say, ‘our home’ and ‘my wife’ is therapeutic

[totally-sapphic-posts]

I’m thinking about it again 🦋💞🦋

[f0xfires]

How does one find a girlfriend to love and cherish

[konoko]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pseudodesigner]

[sameboot]

This is such an important and genuinely terrifying post. I could completely go off on the rise of anti-science, but for now I’ll just add: it isn’t just boomers that get deceived. This is a warning to all of us.

Pay ATTENTION to what you are being told. If you think you cannot be deceived, you leave yourself open to deception. Question, doubt, research research research. Learn about your personal biases, dig up any subconscious cognitive dissonance. Keep an eye on your mind.

[oldmanyellsatcloud]

It needs to be stressed that biases, not a lack of intelligence, is very much the issue here. Being aware of the need to fact check yourself is key: Intelligence won’t protect you from bad or unhealthy mental states, or keep you safe from cults of any sort. Intelligence will just make it easier for you to rationalize and attempt to justify the malformed tools you’ve taken/been given to yourself and others. You need to be wise enough to challenge yourself.

[gardenofroseandthorn]

As a cult survivor, this is lethally accurate.

[f0xfires]

Just rewatched both the Mamma Mia! movies and now I need someone to runaway to an island with me

[pinkukon]

Wowoowowowo~