Captain Fantastic and the Pineapple King
Captain Fantastic and the Pineapple King by buckyfuckybarnes on Ao3 ~ 1/1 ~ 30, 470 words ~ Teen and Up Audiences ~ No Archive Warnings Apply ~ Stucky
Shit. She hadn’t noticed him yet. Maybe he could turn and leave without them noticing – Sam would understand. Sam was the most empathetic person he knew. He wouldn’t scold Steve for coming home spice-less to avoid an awkward encounter with an ex. Surely. They drew closer. Fuck. Please don’t notice me, please don’t notice me, please don’t notice me… “Steve?” Fuck. In which Steve is saved from his ex in a grocery store, Bucky Barnes is Way Too Chill about absolutely everything, and Sam has had enough of all of these goddamn pineapples in his fucking house. Or: The five times Steve received a pineapple (and one Piña Colada) and the one time he didn’t
- oml this story cracked me up, one of my favourite 5+1′s ever and really got me into the stucky ship - Ella <3
posted this to the wrong account djkflasdhfasdhflsd i be hella dumb tho














