Fabian

I love laughing and having fun! Friends are my everything, love them all.

[depsidase]

[thebadduckartist]

[loving-not-heyting]

[laffgaff]

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

What song is this Nicki verse from?

[we-love-gaming]

Will u join the challenge?

[wereralph]

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

[wereralph]

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

[heraldofultimateness]

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

[wereralph]

four of course because it’s my lucky number

[heraldofultimateness]

Good cause that’s your IQ

[wereralph]

[wereralph]

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

[king]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[kiiboi-v3-blog]

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

[theytrey]

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

[rauggra]

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

[kuriquinn]

It’s 2020, I’m not risking it

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[kiiboi-v3-blog]

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

[theytrey]

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

[rauggra]

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

[kuriquinn]

It’s 2020, I’m not risking it

[bogmonsters]

yo stop what ur doin rn and wish my man godzilla a happy birthday

[bogmonsters]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY U FUNKY LITTLE LIZARD

[littlecombjelly]

,,,, i love to have fun

[glitterweave]

My DnD character @ the dungeon master

CC: @starkwillendurestone

[filmnoirsbian]

Its time.

[filmnoirsbian]

Off to a good start

[filmnoirsbian]

Hello i have a new favorite movie

[filmnoirsbian]

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

[filmnoirsbian]

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

[filmnoirsbian]

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm speechless

[filmnoirsbian]

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

[filmnoirsbian]

She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

[filmnoirsbian]

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

[filmnoirsbian]

Solidarity

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

[filmnoirsbian]

He's literally reading a book called Crime

[filmnoirsbian]

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different

Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church

[filmnoirsbian]

Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream

[avogadro-toast]

How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

[alsojetwolf]

I could not be more sincere when I say I need to see this movie more than I need to see any other movie that has ever been made.

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[taraljc]

I accidentally paid my mortgage twice and need to pay utilities. cmon roger, do me a solid

[dragonheart504]

Roger can you give me the ability to say anything to myself and have it become real forever, please!

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[kiiboi-v3-blog]

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

[theytrey]

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

[rauggra]

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

[kuriquinn]

It’s 2020, I’m not risking it

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i am going to sound ssssooooooo mean. but. i legit do not care if it wasn’t that couple’s intention to start a wildfire. like...no kidding. i never thought it was. who would intentionally set california on fire for a gender reveal??? they still deserve to be ridiculed as much as they are. sorry

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

as a californian, we know when wildfire season is. we watch it every year. we know what point in the summer is most dangerous for things like bonfires or outdoor barbecues or fireworks. how self-centered do you have to be to set off explosives in the middle of a dry field, in the middle of california, in the middle of august? in the middle of a PANDEMIC? for a GENDER REVEAL! i’m fucking livid

[romolite]

[roslips]

[agentoklahoma]

Mmm qué dices

[nikoblasto]

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY