i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work
Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman
Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose

shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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NASA
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art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.

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trying on a metaphor

oozey mess

#extradirty
Claire Keane

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Peter Solarz
DEAR READER

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i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work
Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman
Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose
feel like God did to us what we did to the Tamagotchis
“Yes… this is me in the video!“
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john boyega being honest about the racism of disney star wars in his GQ cover story is so important and unbelievably brave for him to do. disney could easily blacklist him for his comments and have done so to others over less- we gotta make sure we support him, his career, and message as much as possible. he could potentially get so much industry retaliation from speaking truth to power like this
FUCK the mouse and fuck how they treated john boyega- it is racism. believe him and don’t be quiet about it.
Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:
Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”
Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”
Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”
Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”
Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.
non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…
orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface
don't you love it when women just
daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath
honestly Catholicism and Catholic culture are fascinating. from a distance! from a distance
it’s like seeing apex predators at the zoo. like it’s interesting but you’re grateful for the plexiglass and you cannot relate on any level to the people trying to jump over the fence
Make fat characters in video games who aren't just slow, defensive tanks.
Make fat characters with a lot of attacking power.
Make fat characters that are fast.
Make fat characters with high evasion.
Make fat characters whose powers, designs, and traits are not related to food.
Make fat agile characters who can fight and move from rooftop to rooftop with just as much grace as a thin character.
Make fat characters who have lower HP and defense stats because they're more than just a wall.
Make fat characters who are attractive, sexy, beautiful, androgynous, elves, mermaids, or are actually given humanity for once.
Make fat characters who aren't supposed to be gremlins, ogres, or other monsters.
Make fat characters who aren't villains.
Make fat characters who are protagonists.
Make fat characters who are THE protagonist.
Make fat characters because you've given the player that option when they design their player character at the beginning of the game, because they had more than one body type to choose from, because they had more than just one fat body type to choose from.
Make fat characters who are romanceable and not as a joke.
Make fat characters who are humans, not just animals.
Make fat video game characters.
I don’t want to end Amazon, because it provides an incredibly useful service to the disabled community, the elderly, and those who simply don’t have time to go shopping due to working three jobs and the like. There currently isn’t a major alternative on the market that is the same level of cheap and accessible.
What I do want to do is enforce some goddamn antitrust laws on major web-based companies like Amazon and Google and Facebook, and roll back their attempts at monopolizing entire industries, and make them pay their lowest-rung workers a fair wage and stop running their warehouses like a scene from a dystopian nightmare.
no i do not want to go uphold capitalism, i want to sleep in the arms of my lover
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“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”
“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”
*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*
men are so annoying, "women belong at home in the kitchen blah blah" and YOU belong in the workshop making me a fuckin table! why arent you forging steel or working metal? go out to the fields jebediah! the wheat needs to be reaped!
but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die
*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*
me: *plugs phone in*
phone: *vibrates*
me: yeah you like that huh