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hello vonnie
$LAYYYTER

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Hi!
If you're here, it's probably a mistake.
Have fun!
My problem with Astarion bg3 as a character is that I don’t like him but he’s well written enough that he gets into my head anyways. I wish they’d given that much effort to Wyll during the writing process.
Astarion and Shadowheart were clearly and obviously the writers pet projects
If Wyll were better written I’d be making out with him no hesitation but he’s not better written which frustrates me
Oh yeah I fully agree. My disappointment at the lack of romanceable gnomes is well established on this blog. My personal fantasy is to be a tall elf with a tiny gnome boyfriend but this was robbed from me.
Ah yes, forbidden gnomance.
Screenshots from the stream/videos!
Green Eyes
I don't know what they are. It is? Whatever.
This isn't some lead-in to how I'm dying, or taken by the spectres or whatever, by the way.
I've just been seeing these... Eyes? Maybe a face? In the distance.
Always in some crevice, like under a car or between some trees, never close enough for me to even try to approach, and they always draw back if I try.
It should terrify me honestly, since if it is a face it's at least half again as big as a human face, maybe even double.
But it doesn't... Do anything.
I'll just catch a glimpse of the too-far-apart glowing green dot-like eyes, and maybe the unsettlingly large toothy grin, but always at least a block away. Occasionally farther, especially if I've got something to see that distance.
Pictures of the thing always result in a believable alternative, like the one that became just some guy's VR headset on his windowsill with a pigeon sitting a bit closer, but I can still see the face when I double check, and it's never quite in the right position to be me hallucinating faces from other things.
I've been calling it 'the Eyes' or 'Greenie' when I talk about it, and my family says I'm just having vivid dreams due to melatonin, but I had to stop taking the stuff weeks ago when I got a heavy cold.
Thing is though, I'd expect anything else to be happening by now if I was being haunted by some mysterious glowing face creature.
Like, missing pets, dead wildlife, scratches on my car or house... Ya know, classic spooky shit.
But there's nothing else happening.
It's been showing up for a month at the very least, assuming I caught the first time it showed up, and all it seems to do is watch me from a distance, like it's waiting for me to spot it.
Anything getting close to it makes it disappear, even the laser pointer light I tried shining at it. Which is funny, sorta, but feels like chasing a cat with a laser. They'll probably realize you're the one doing it, and with something like this, I don't really wanna push my luck?
But like, fuck. If you're coming to kill me, or just being a haunting presence, make that a bit more clear please?
I'm slowly reaching the point where it's not even scary anymore, just confusing and weird.
Splash some blood that somehow matches my DNA on the front door or something, why don't you. Make it obvious you're hostile, or I don't know, fucking wave at me or something?
Is this what being stalked is like? Or is that worse, since you're generally safe to assume stalkers have some type of dark intentions.
Damnit I can see him down the road again.
Blink, motherfucker.
Do LITERALLY ANYTHING to convey your intentions, please?
I don't even know if there's only one of the thing! I honestly just want to know if it's... If they're? friendly or not.
Leaving bait out for it to interact with won't work, we're too rural, so something gets into whatever I put out long before Greenie could show interest.
Trying to trap it also seems... Ill advised. With how high up I've seen it I can only assume it either climbs, flies, or is huge, but I've seen it in spaces our cats would struggle to fully hide in, so I don't fucking know what to think.
Is this some common cryptid I don't know about???
Is it following me for a reason at all, good or bad?
Am I just going crazy?
And before you ask, yes we've got functional carbon monoxide detectors. We double check monthly because this house is concerning on it's own without supernatural or psychological events.
Imagine if snakes were wide
imagine if snakes were tall
Unoriginal
Perhaps donut-shaped snake?
this always pleases me
Tumblr gets the idea!
Who actually uses blaze anyway?
May has been military month for years and November has been military family appreciation month for years as well. They just don't ever put as much effort into organizing celebrations as the LGBTQ+ community does into pride month. That is no one's fault but their own
Yet again, more proof that capitalism was never about "freedom" or "small government".
tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image
okay I know we’re only 4,000 notes in but look at the likes-reblogs ratio… it’s almost the same. Staff you done fucked up
12k now, there's a difference in the ratio now but still a close one. Wowsers Staff.
Good lord, staff
Mother of pearl you guys
bam
Oh my god tumblr staff what have you done
I know canonically they wouldn’t be into pda at all but I find the idea of sonic kissing shadow in front of eggman to gross him out and win fights very funny 😆
Also sketching digitally is still kinda hard but I’m actually pretty happy with how this comic came out! Haha
(Also first time drawing eggman aaahh)
Recommended viewing order of The Mandela Catalogue. Includes the canon "GENESIS APOCRYPHON" videos.
A multiplayer game where there's a skill-level ranking but also difficulty levels - the harder mode you choose to play in, the more incompetent players you get in your team.
call it "savior/hero/carry" level and treat it like the game is saying:
Okay, go live your power fantasies by saving a bunch of randos and coming across one single guy on the enemy team that is at your level. Enjoy playing out the early battle scenes in every hero movie
This... is actually a really interesting asemetric I game idea
"So you don't want me to lift the curse?" "NO WAY! I couldn't afford a vtuber model and my fans love the look. Sure nightly transformation is painful but I can't argue with over 20K subs. Some of my friends wanna know if you, ah, 'take a commission' as it were..."
I dunno, if I thought Trans people only appeared yesterday, I'd be kinda embarrassed that I fell for a literal Nazi plan.