Fact Check

making tumblr correct one blost at a time run by you know who :)

[baba-is-blog]

ALMOST CHRISTMAS IS NOT CHRISTMAS

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: Almost Christmas is Exactly Christmas thanks to the IEEE 754 Standard for Floating-Point Arithmetic, which makes numbers less precise than some may expect.

[heha]

the world will blow up in 6.357 days

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: The world will never blow up fully. This is because there is bedrock at the bottom.

[foeofcolor]

Why is this entire website into juggling now. What the fuck happened while I was gone. What are you doing. I know we say this is a circus but you don't need to be doing hard clown labour

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Juggling

[michaelrotonal]

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1 ball

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2 balls

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3 balls wait hang on no

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: That’s not a ball.

[hbystuff]

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: This is falsified footage. It did not actually happen.

[fact-check-realest]

ⓘ Fact check: This did happen, the footage was not falsified.

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: The footage is falsified, as proven by the minimal amount of pixels that remain sharp. Low-quality cameras typically blur features out — the image is *sharp* despite its pixel count, suggesting digital tampering.

[michaelrotonal]

guys this is an artistic rendition of a thing that actually happened

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: prev’s username is ‘michael not real’, as a reference to their posts not being real, and containing false information.

[sacred-portal]

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: He isn’t for sale.

[targetedknowledge]

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: not eepy, no proof

[things-that-are-not-true]

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: I just checked steam and I have no friend requests.

[segamascott]

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: Woke was cancelled again. I know this because I didn’t receive my pronoun.

[wikicamp2]

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: This is what a normal tic tac toe board looks like.

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: There’s no post there. Itztlacoliuhqui didn’t fact check shit

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: No website with more than 5,000 registered unique human users asks for your fucking bones after signing in.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

American Tumblr user: none of these words are ingredients for a burger

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: One of the words in this post is an ingredient for a burger.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: The jermlings aren’t real and they can’t hurt you.

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: OP will not be oathsworn, and will only strongly encourage the chastity of the olives.

[heha]

i love blankets!

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: OP does not love blankets. Source: @garlicguzzler

[electronicmail]

You're Electronic Mail now but you're still Firefox in my head

Is that wrong

Is that like your dead name now, am I dead naming you

it is OK. I have Been firefox official since i was fourteen. i am still firefox official In here -> ❤️ where it counts. and on the wayback machine, where it also counts

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: Prev did not see this post on the Wikipedia.

[zmpl]

The Sims 8

[missingno7007]

Who did they eat?

[zmpl]

9

[fact-check-real]

ⓘ Fact check: The Sims did not eat 9. You can prove this — look at your keyboard. The 9 key is intact, and has a 9 on it.