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i made a tumblr account. rip wheatley's tumblr account... (rp acc)

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I'm open to answering more questions/asks.

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sheep and gorillas do not lay eggs. except for the whale.

whales are ovoviviparous

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is anyone still around?

[gunship-official]

Space.

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[gunship-official]

How’s the natural habitat?

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Pretty good. not too disappointed about the fact that rick also got sucked out into space

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is anyone still around?

[gunship-official]

Space.

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space does not exist

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is anyone still around?

[helloareyouheremdfan]

I am

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yay

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is anyone still around?

[drawingeveryutau]

Sztefan! Voiced and Managed by Miroslav Hašlerka!

Released February 7th, 2020; Sztefan is the personification of an old computer running Windows XP.

He's a radio officer for a military unit comprised entirely of robots. Despite his best efforts, he's not very well like by his unit, or by anyone really, due to his erratic behavior and lack of filter when speaking. He continually tries to come off as more normal, but just winds up seeming cold and distant. In truth though, Sztefan is a kind person, he's just also constantly making himself walk on eggshells to please people (mostly his superiors, militia n all). He prefers the company of people with mild personalities, and has a knack for graphic design.

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[i-am-in-space-yay]

hey. spacey. im uhm. not your wheatley, err, per say, but i am a wheatley and i havent seen my space core in a long time. uhm. where was is. oh. how are you mate?

Different Wheatley? What?? Not the one i drifted away from?? How??? I don't understand. Are you in space too?? Do you like space? Do you miss earth too? Are you one of the voices?

Oh! I'm good! Not shut down!! Still floating around! Saw many pretty stars today! Wrote my diary too. Can talk to Craig again!! It's great! But still miss Rick. And earth.

[mechygirl33]

honestly mate, i miss space. things were less uhm, complicated. i hitched a ride a while ago, i got back down to earth, uhm. glad to hear youre doing good mate.

[i-am-in-space-yay]

Wanna go to earth. Help me go to earth. How??? Need to find Rick, go to earth. Go home. Please.

[mechygirl33]

mate i will do anything in my power to get you back. uhm, i do have to remember uh, who had the rocket, that took me err, back home.. i will get back to you on, uhm, that. soonish. lots of, er, lots of records to go through. to find the rocket.

[i-am-in-space-yay]

Can you help find Rick too? Need Rick to come home too. If not I will be sad and Craig will be sad.

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we're all sad.

[i-am-in-space-yay]

Yes sad. Who are you? Are you a voice too? I'm confused. Things are happening. Strange things. Yes. Wanna go home. Wanna see Rick and Craig. Space sucks.

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possible spy infestation

[i-am-in-space-yay]

hey. spacey. im uhm. not your wheatley, err, per say, but i am a wheatley and i havent seen my space core in a long time. uhm. where was is. oh. how are you mate?

Different Wheatley? What?? Not the one i drifted away from?? How??? I don't understand. Are you in space too?? Do you like space? Do you miss earth too? Are you one of the voices?

Oh! I'm good! Not shut down!! Still floating around! Saw many pretty stars today! Wrote my diary too. Can talk to Craig again!! It's great! But still miss Rick. And earth.

[mechygirl33]

honestly mate, i miss space. things were less uhm, complicated. i hitched a ride a while ago, i got back down to earth, uhm. glad to hear youre doing good mate.

[i-am-in-space-yay]

Wanna go to earth. Help me go to earth. How??? Need to find Rick, go to earth. Go home. Please.

[mechygirl33]

mate i will do anything in my power to get you back. uhm, i do have to remember uh, who had the rocket, that took me err, back home.. i will get back to you on, uhm, that. soonish. lots of, er, lots of records to go through. to find the rocket.

[i-am-in-space-yay]

Can you help find Rick too? Need Rick to come home too. If not I will be sad and Craig will be sad.

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we're all sad.

[i-am-in-space-yay]

Yes sad. Who are you? Are you a voice too? I'm confused. Things are happening. Strange things. Yes. Wanna go home. Wanna see Rick and Craig. Space sucks.

[factcorelabs]

i can assure you i am not one of the voices. its the actual Craig you're talking to rn.

how's the weather up there anyway?

[i-am-in-space-yay]

hey. spacey. im uhm. not your wheatley, err, per say, but i am a wheatley and i havent seen my space core in a long time. uhm. where was is. oh. how are you mate?

Different Wheatley? What?? Not the one i drifted away from?? How??? I don't understand. Are you in space too?? Do you like space? Do you miss earth too? Are you one of the voices?

Oh! I'm good! Not shut down!! Still floating around! Saw many pretty stars today! Wrote my diary too. Can talk to Craig again!! It's great! But still miss Rick. And earth.

[mechygirl33]

honestly mate, i miss space. things were less uhm, complicated. i hitched a ride a while ago, i got back down to earth, uhm. glad to hear youre doing good mate.

[i-am-in-space-yay]

Wanna go to earth. Help me go to earth. How??? Need to find Rick, go to earth. Go home. Please.

[mechygirl33]

mate i will do anything in my power to get you back. uhm, i do have to remember uh, who had the rocket, that took me err, back home.. i will get back to you on, uhm, that. soonish. lots of, er, lots of records to go through. to find the rocket.

[i-am-in-space-yay]

Can you help find Rick too? Need Rick to come home too. If not I will be sad and Craig will be sad.

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we're all sad.

[carolineisntdeleted]

For our next experiment, I will be putting Mr. Johnson in drag.

I had a scientist ask him what his drag name would be and he said "it's get-back-to-work-or-ill-fire-everyone-in-this-room". Further studies will need to be drawn, aka I'm going to draw him in a drag costume and he will like it.

[aperturescience-notifications]

Is this appropriate use of company time?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 17, 2025

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the fact sphere has voted: yes.

[factcorelabs]

imagine pulling a woman, stay together for 3 years then they leave u for another but when u try to pull u cant pull anymore?

AAA-

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i have never used freedom units before until today wich was on accident and i feel like im slowly being Americanised...

the scary thing is that i was actually really close the height i meant to list in cm with no prior knowledge of the freedom unit...

[cavejohnsonfeetpics]

Kiss Kiss I'm divorced

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caroline said I'm terrible in bed and ran off with a test subject

[cavejohnsonfeetpics]

im in a realationgshit with Wallace Breen

[factcorelabs]

so that's why some of our inventions have been stolen, makes sense tbh

[cavejohnsonfeetpics]

penis

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scientific name - Corpus spongiosum

also known as meat.

fact: In the 15th century, men thought that witches could steal their penises.

[cavejohnsonfeetpics]

Hoho! I knew these cores o' mine were geniuses! The lab boys told me, "No, Mr. Johnson, you can't tell the Robots about the 15th Century Penis Massacre that took place in New Mexico" and I said, YOU ARE FIRED! I did it anyways!

Cave Johnson, We're done here.

[iguanastevens]

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

[the-haiku-bot]

What to do when you

don’t like a fic: a step by

step guideStep 1:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cavejohnsonfeetpics]

penis

[factcorelabs]

scientific name - Corpus spongiosum

also known as meat.

fact: In the 15th century, men thought that witches could steal their penises.