future!neon

Leonardo Hamato. Former leader of the Resistance, brother to Raph Donnie and Mikey, former husband to Usagi. Learning to love life again.

[faded-neon]

…..I’m here now, I guess.

Leonardo Hamato. Former leader of the Resistance, older twin of the Disaster Twins, brother to Raph and Mikey, former husband to….Usagi. Sensei and mentor to one Casey Jones Jr.

Surprisingly, the giant death laser that probably should have killed me didn’t. Now I’m...I don’t know. Bringing my brothers back. Trying to figure out how to live life without the threat of an apocalypse hanging over my head, making new friends, getting better coping mechanisms, that sort of thing.

….well. I could probably use some entertainment in the meantime, so send your questions and such my way. Or don’t. No sweat. Just know that I’m in possession of a very sharp sword if you send any explicit or bigoted shit. And stop simping for me, for the love of god, it’s starting to get weird.

(Bad!Future Leo, kind of a “what if” package with @n30n-le0n.)

[sheepstiel]

he angels on my shotgun til the war's won

[harpieisthecarpie]

[aearthetic]

Renaissance and Ironmen.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

and only seven samurai in my samurai account

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

please stop being funnier than me in the tags

[valtsv]

hey sorry i'm late i wandered into a liminal space

[valtsv]

what do you mean i've been missing for 10 years

[dekutree]

*dad voice* absolutely not

[teaboot]

I just had a physical exam today and I haven’t done the little knee hammer reflex test since I was like four years old so I was just like “yeah it’ll just make me flinch or whatever nbd” but when the doctor actually DID it my whole ass leg fucking launched into the air like I was David fucking Beckham. She didn’t even give me a second to recover either, I was gripping onto the exam table for dear life like “oh my god I’m so sorry” and WHAM she nails the other one. My entire body jolts as my foot flies three feet in the air and she twirls out of the trajectory of a five toe death kick to the groin like a capoeira master and just says “you have very brisk reflexes”. Like miss ma’am with the PHD didn’t just Ratitouille my whole shit. Like respectfully your honour you just played my skeleton like a piano, what the hell

[rhapsodybenny]

[pridefulsuggestion]

let this be your anthem: you are not done yet.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Just escaped from Hell thanks to the incredibly convenient road leading directly out! Apparently it was paved with good intentions? Thanks for those, everybody! They worked out great, just like always!

[pansyfemme]

the most tortured man alive wants to know if you want to go get a 7$ boba tea

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*rolling out of my most recent shallow grave* k catch me up?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*shoveling my gravesoil up around me with my bare hands* think i need 20 more minutes actually

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[clemmington]

[ID: an eight-stripe-rainbow queer pride flag, with each stripe labeled with what the color represents here: pink for sex, red for life, orange for healing, yellow for sunlight, green for nature, light blue or possibly teal for magic, deep blue for serenity, purple for spirit /end ID]

[the-ellia-west]

[fridayiminlovemp3]

stupid clown movie

[kosmogrl]

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

[kosmogrl]

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

[valtsv]

"senseless tragedy" they do tend to be, yeah

[valtsv]

99% of sufferers quit before they find the meaning that rationalises all the pain they've endured. KEEP DIGGING DEEPER INTO THE WOUND UNTIL IT YIELDS.