I'm goblin

Ace - 25 - she/her/he/him/they/them - bi/nb - I like video games and kpop

[fae-goblin]

He hitted his head :(

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[virtualgirladvance]

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[triflesandparsnips]

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

[k-eke]

Nothing like a little workout session 🦀

[viewfinder-chernobyl]

my apologies to ppl who followed me for anything

[press-altf4-deactivated20231211]

modders be like: "this here is a beauty pack for female characters!" *presents you with the most terrifying, artstyle-breaking thing in the universe*

[press-altf4-deactivated20231211]

BONUS: Because this is my first post that reached 100+ notes I will thank you all with one of the lovely images that inspired this post

i'm sorry.

[coughdropcandymachine]

I don't play Fallout so I had to look up what ED-E looks like:

[damazcuz]

tip:

You can replace therapy with 10-14 hours of a game. But watch out.

[funnytwittertweets]

[drwcn]

cellars. obviously.

[ed-edward-blackbeard]

Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.

[ceekari]

Where? I don't see it

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

Just down here. Come this way and I'll show you.

[pvrrhadve]

i'm just like sisyphus except instead of pushing a boulder i live with my parents

[orbitiero-deactivated20210314]

me to a cishet: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!

them: that’s weird :|

me to an lgbtq+ person: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!!

them: :O!!!!!!! fire snail!!!!!!!!!!

[orbitiero-deactivated20210314]

fire snail.

[polyam-bug-wannabe-deactivated2]

:00000 fire snail

[greenbergsays]

The fact that this isn’t called a lava snail is some grade-A bullshit

[ruffboi-mags]

MAGMA SNAIL

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

MAGCARGO REAL???????

[ziggy-solarecreator]

[wayneradiotv]

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

[wayneradiotv]

you know what i meant

[mealwife]

[plentifulsunlight]

[venomshole]

[pathologising]

the fresno nightcrawlers

[jenderenvy985]

[duckdotcom]

are you mad at me? would you like to be