Unbetitelt

[vals-lente]

You know what, I would like to be sacrificed to a dragon. A dragon that is very distrustful, because every single sacrifice tries to kill him in the name of justice, because everyone is scared of dragons and considers them a bad omen. I will not attempt to kill him, though. I will help myself to his pile of treasure and take shelter under his wing when it rains and ask him to breathe fire on a pile of wood every time I want to cook, just because I think it looks cool.

[crow-with-a-quill]

Would the yandere dragon let their darling visit their family every once in a while (or at least having their family visit them)? And if not (which I'm hoping isn't the case, but it is a dragon), how would they handle the reader crying over it and being too angry to interact with them because of it?

Hmm, I had to think about this for a while.

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On one hand, Yan!Dragon is very possessive of their prizes. On the other, they’re obsessed with spoiling you.

I imagine that their initial reaction is refusal. You have them! You don’t need anyone else!

Obviously, you cry, and they’re taken aback. Certain dragons don’t have strong familial bonds the ways humans do, so they don’t get why you’re so distraught over not seeing them. What are you? A baby? No, they were quite certain you had long left the nest. You don’t need your parents anymore.

Regardless of their lack of understanding, they hate to see you cry, so they originally try to make it up to you. They think you’re just lonely, so they try to supplement that with their own company.

They try to nuzzle you, and you push them away! They try to speak, you ignore them! You want nothing to do with their pitiful consolation.

It’s torture! How could you do this to them?!

Obviously, they break eventually and decide to reunite you with your family, but it’s not really “letting you visit”. It’s more of a “kidnapping your mom and dad and delivering them as a gift.”

So you get to meet your family again (good!) but now they’re too busy being horrified of your new dragon companion to have a proper reunion (bad!)

[monstersflashlight]

Part 2 of this.

Imagine how fast your heartbeat would go when you recognize him right on your doorstep. You look to the sides, expecting somebody to jump and help, or maybe the complete opposite. You don't know what you are feeling, your whole body is frozen in place while he smiles at you. The smile that you find so charming at the restaurant looks way too creepy in the dark of the night while he stares at you.

The only thing that you can see in the barely lit street is the glint of his fangs, the way his nostrils breathe smoke out while he tilts his head to the side. He looks as handsome as ever, wearing a tux like he always does, but this time it complements the red of his scales almost perfectly. Not that you can care much about that right now, not when his smile grows bigger. He looks dangerous. Your lizard brain is telling you to run, but you can't do anything.

His hand is outstretched in your direction, like he's waiting for you to say something, to move, to grab it... But you can even breathe properly. Your heartbeat is going too fast. Your head is getting a bit dizzy. There's a numbness spreading through your body.

And everything goes dark.

You wake up in an unknown place, everything is soft-lighted and there're so many pillows and soft fabrics that it feels like a cloud. You look around, trying to decipher where you are. That's definitely not your house. You look around until you spot him, a big smile in his predatory face, and his hand outstretched towards you again. His voice is soft when he speaks: "Don't worry, love. I'll take care of you. You'll never wish for anything. I'll give you the world."

[bettyspeakeasy]

dragon hybrid receives a freaky!sacrifice reader

dragon hybrid is used to being sent offerings and sacrifices by the town's people. he's just never received one quite like you.

the human town has suffered the summer under a drought, and of course concluded that the resolution to their suffering was pleasing the mighty dragon. they have done this before, bring sacrifices to his altar to soothe him whenever they find themselves in trouble. usually, its trembling virgins chained to his altar, crying and shaking before he even descends upon them. whenever he is given such sacrifices, he takes the girls to another nearby town and sets them free there, he has no interest in the never ending string of virginal girls sent his way.

but this one is different. this newest one is you. when dragon hybrid descends upon your figure chained to his altar, you don't look frightened.and when he transforms into his human form and looks down at you with clear annoyance, your eyes gleam with something ... unsettling. and you spread your legs and seductively invite him to "loosen the chains, my lord, so this humble sacrifice can properly sacrifice my maidenhood to you."

dragon hybrid is utterly stunned and confused. "tch, silly girl, aren't you scared?" well, it turns out you're one hell of a freak and you find the idea of being with the dragon quite appealing. you're fearless, funny, completely honest in a way that stuns him- and for the first time in a long time, makes him hear his own heartbeat again. so, of course, he shifts back into his dragon form and takes you to his castle tucked away in the mountains in what will be the beginning of a very hot affair.

divider by @thecutestgrotto I ask to be added to the taglist !

[goofygoobersoll]

Dare I say dark cacao cookie

Yes, I know, I know, no need to call be a genius, this is just my job.

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[shhet444]

[wtshwwww]

happy pride month!! yuri 77noli

[sviteer]

Vessel of the Fallen Aeon

[sherbet-powder]

little nine

[lakesbian]

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

[sanguinewolves]

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

[autistic-af]

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

[thedeerus]

let's discover finality together

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

[sayojin]

they're besties your honor✨🔥

[moshiiaeu]

lay down your sword

[byjove]

it’s really interesting how the guys that fight against paying child support the hardest are the ones that could afford to do it. these dudes will quit their well paying salaried job with benefits just to avoid their pay getting docked and potentially going to reimburse the mother of their child for buying their kid new shoes. they’ll leave their child without health insurance and work under the table jobs because they really hate their child and former S/O that much.

[earhartsease]

men who have been conditioned to believe that having kids and caring for them is somehow emasculating

[byjove]

they swear it is a man’s role to provide and protect but they’re going out of their way to deprive and endanger