I'm the big tiddie goth gf you'll never have

|She/her| |NG/CN| |INTP|

[dear-ao3]

[iwantsweetrevenge]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

[seven-winged-liar]

the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends

[curioscurio]

ads these days are so sensitive to being tapped like darling my fingers barely brushed you and youre already opening yourself for me... well close those damn legs. dont make me get the taser

[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

[faelesnephrite]

Good try but I'm still not gonna watch it

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[vhen-harel]

Solas removes the anchor from a romanced Lavellan through a kiss.

A kiss.

In other non-romanced Inquisitor endings, Solas grabs their hand and with his other hand, does a magical snap and boom, anchor gone - no magical glow to his eyes.

But with Lavellan - he doesn't hold the anchor hand, instead his eyes glow as he leans in for that kiss. His right hand is holding their right hand and his left hand is holding the side/back of their neck.

Like, can we just give it up for Lavellan here? Survived grabbing his orb and it's explosion, survived the power of the anchor running through their body for years, and now just kissing the Dread Wolf with more of his power surging through their body while he's in the process of magically extracting the anchor from their being through Fade tongue.

And Solas is just a freak. Oh, I'm a strange spirit being who's in love with a mortal and can't handle it and I shouldn't but I want to kiss her and so I'll just remove the anchor while I kiss her.

He pulls back and is sad to leave because her freak just matched his.

[c-men5150]

I fucking hate hanging out with Tzimisce because some of them will be so fucking sexy and then they'll bring this guy into the room like "This is my Grandsire Joe Yogurt".

[arrowfortea]

"can you explain this gap in your resume" i lay in dark and dreaming sleep while countless wars and ages passed; i woke still weak a year before i joined you

[meridianholic]

POV: you’re a witch fan who’s only interested in the complex meridian lore and escanor family dynamics that are completely made up and only exist in fandom

[darkandstormyart]

just another monday

[viciousbutprecious]

Zodiac Keychains pt 2

Again, some of these are from 2024

click to see part 1

[corpusmacabre]

(+ silksong)

I need more

[4outof20]

on god

[cozycullens]

excuse me but i think its a crime that smeyer gave us Edward “you need to have every human experience” Cullen and yet we never got a single wholesome holiday without impending doom???

[cozycullens]

like?? i know we as a fandom have filled in a lot of these blanks but

please go into detail about charlie’s annual 4th of July BBQ, where charlie and billy insist on taking carlisle fishing and they almost tip the boat

i want to read rosalie’s yearly reaction to having hundreds of anonymous valentines from admirers who are too scared to confess in person

give me emmett, jasper, and alice planning the sickest halloween party, inviting other supernatural friends to scare the shit out of their human guests 

tell me about the huge vampire gathering the cullens host every christmas and how the gift exchange is as unique and extravagant as you would expect it to be

you know that mothers day would be planned weeks in advance to give esme the love and admiration she deserves

and i can imagine edward and bella travelling to the city and kissing lovingly in a large crowd as the count down to new years begins, 10…9…8…

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[crow-offical]

HELL YAAAAAAAAAAA

@avhira @punky-beaver-offical @king-of-oreo @asap-azriel @helpmemiku @queen-of-sugar-cookies @the-mtg-bbeg

[liaragaming]

Solas goes back to his desk post Fade kiss screaming at himself:

"Considerations?!?! Fuck, no! Tell her no! Just no! What possibly is there to consider! This is the worst possible idea! What the fuck is wrong with you?!"

Solas approaches Lavellan with a line prepared, ready to let her down as gently as possible, but the moment he sees her, his heart catches in his throat:

[liaragaming]

Convinced Solas spends a decent portion of Inquisition yelling at himself and telling himself he cannot continue with Lavellan. The guy runs after telling her he loves her. He is still admonishing himself.

Somewhere between there and the Temple of Mythal, he just gives up and gives in.

[vhen-harel]

Even after the Fade Kiss when Lavellan tells him, hey let's just be friends and he's relieved and goes haha yeah good idea. When he's high approval he will show up on that balcony and STILL bring up the kiss. So starts more internal yelling "What am I doing? Lavellan gave me an out!"

But he's down so bad. He's the one who can't let it go.

[fortheloveofsolas]

What I wouldn't give to hear Felassan's take on the entirety of the Solavellan relationship.