as above so below

sparklefag of the midwest, glitterwitch, goth boy in a pink world

[faeprinxe]

YO I GOT HACKED

I am so sorry that it tagged literally everyone in a stupid sunglasses post 💀 i’ve never been hacked before and i haven’t been on tumblr in 3749383492 so i didn’t even notice ahdkfjskdk

[joshpeck]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Charmin’s board of directors right now

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[faeprinxe]

quarantine has me fucked up so i’m back for a little while

[astraldemise]

maybe if i look at that nice snail plushie ill feel better

[astraldemise]

pleasant :)

[astraldemise]

theres more... effervescent...

[knights-of-the-glittery-table]

They are actually a slug who pretends to be a snail! Their name is Nisetsumuri and because they feel guilty lying about their identity they over apologise a lot in general.

[astraldemise]

ohohooho fantastic information, i love them even more now

[buzzfeed]

We Had Women Photoshopped Into Stereotypical Comic Book Poses And It Got Really Weird

[koboldium]

[nerdy-birdy18]

I get the point of the post, but the last one killed me

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

some nerd: hey you play on PC?

me: yeah

some nerd: lemme see your rig

me:

some nerd: holy shit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[khe1]

i am a sexy vampire but my wife is an even sexier werewolf

[khe1]

[powerfulwizard]

Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human

[powerfulwizard]

[annabellioncourt]

[prussianmemes]

[brobeckology]

[ghostextremist]

this is like what the tumblr app says when it doesn’t load a page properly

[movedc]

mew mew suckas

[thelostswede]

[blueartistic813]

TONIGHT

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

TONIGHT

[stay-inside-the-salt-ring]

T O N I G H T

[thatspaceace]

tonight

[too-many-fandoms-to-pick-one]

TONIGHT

[bunnyrabbit-the-kid]

T O N I G H T

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

It’s Australia.

TODAY

[dxctorbomb]

ancient egyptians be like

/gamerule keepInventory true

[dxctorbomb]

this is insanely funnier than my original post im so fucking mad

[faeprinxe]

ur blog is super aesthetic :o

ily anon, i needed this tonight 💕

[unown]

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

[unown]