⊹ ࣪ ˖ Leah ‧₊˚ @faerielli - Tumblr Blog

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

waterandsilver

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

no-one-offical

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labskeever

“people have magic, therefore there is no illness” is lazy world-building, but it’s especially egregious when there are also magical animals. are you telling me that there are NO microbes with magical abilities? that we aren’t locked in an evolutionary arms race against an arcanely-gifted C. diff strain? bullshit. I have seen what those fuckers will do under the best conditions. a magical flagellum would spell our doom.