Triceratops

Heaviside Layer, Here I Come

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[maisonderriere]

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

[notsopunk81]

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[princesstigerbelle]

Awkward family portraits with cats will always be one of my favorite things on the internet

[cindel-azumi]

AC: Pocket Camp in a nutshell.

What a memeworthy and wild ride this game is.

[inactiveblog24601-deactivated20]

one thing I find hilarious is when Shakespeare quotes are used out of context

like, people are always saying “some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” as if it’s all deep and meaningful when actually it comes from a prank letter in Twelfth Night

and “This above all: to thine own self be true” comes from Polonius in Hamlet wherein the joke is that he’s an old pompous dude giving a long and rambling speech full of contradictory pointless advice to his son

“Brevity is the soul of wit” is another joke, because again, it’s made by Polonius who will just not shut up

it’s “we are such stuff as dreams are made on” not “of “, as in, “such stuff as dreams are built on”

“wherefore art thou, Romeo” doesn’t mean “where are you, Romeo” it means “why the fuck are you called Romeo, shit, I wanted to bang you but I can’t because you’re a goddamn Montague”

all these lines have acquired a kind of dignity in text that they never had in performance or are constantly misinterpreted

It’s not necessarily bad but it is kind of funny, sometimes.

[iamthepureblindraven-blog]

#GREATNESS THRUST UPON THEM WAS A SEX JOKE#THE GREATNESS#WAS HIS PENIS#HIS FUCKING PENIS#STOP USING IT SERIOUSLY IT WAS A DICK JOKE#IM B E G G I N G YOU (x)

[edrecoveryprobs]

(@sadwiccanmemes)

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[greelin]

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

[eccentricks]

Noel cowards diaries are killing me

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[phrenotobe]

#why put off til tomorrow what you can do today

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[q2qcomics-deactivated20200929]

Q2Q Comics #406: Compromised

[brennenbeckwith]

How to help your stage manager

respond to their text/emails just so they know you saw them

DO NOT REPLY ALL stage managers tend to send group emails and when you reply all the whole group gets it when really just the stage manager needed to see your question/response

answer calls, its just as awkward for us to call you as it is for you to answer but it is incredibly important if we call you instead of text you

save our number in your phone!!

don’t wait until the last minute to tell us stuff

we don’t bite, directors do, its always a better choice to talk to us before you are forced to talk to them

chances are we haven’t eaten, especially during tech week, bring us food you will make us very happy

listen t our ASMs and Techs, chances are we told them to tell you something and its just easier if you listen

please be quiet

please be on time

we are the only ones that should have our headset on “talk” at all times so don’t get mad at our breathing

any fights you get into, drama you cause is just more work for us please get along

some SMs are nice, some are shy, some are strict, some are crazy, some are messy and look disorganized, we are all pretty great, learn your SM’s attitude early and learn how to work with them, disagreeing with us, or disliking us for petty reasons is just not productive 

chances are we haven’t slept, tread lightly during tech week and be forgiving of outbursts 

[sadlesbianclown]

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

[garysinises-deactivated20160402]

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

[captainkirkmccoy]

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

[lesbianpeachs]

are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual

[lesbianpeachs]

everyone keeps saying “both” and I suddenly feel regretful I asked a bunch of bisexuals to make a choice