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For the Warhammer Secret Santa, I got @corvidaese and drew their Drukhari girl Archon Kyr’Shal dangling a clearly defeated enemy over a precipice… just because she can ;P I’m really proud of how this turned out, and I spent a little over 15 hours on this!

#jammy draws #warhammer 40k #warhammer oc #secret santa art #drukhari oc

classichorrorblog

The Evil Dead (1981)

#blood :)

madamadamiu

Hello everyone! I'm conducting a survey for my writing class about MTMTE! this is 100% optional, but I would like to hear everyone's thoughts! I would really appreciate it! 💚

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#transformers #mtmte #lost light #survey about megs and getaway

wellshitcaitlin

@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!

It is actually rare that I get shown stuff that could ACTUALLY be the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy within Holy Roman Catholicism.

“Jesus actually survived the crucifixion” is legitimately one of the most terrifyingly viable heretical traditions you could start. It fulfills the exact ramifications for a popular and overwhelming heresy: It supports and glorifies Christ’s strength (so powerful he could not die in a meaningful way), encouraging different theological philosophies and understandings of the source material, and is COMPLETELY RUINOUS about the WHOLE POINT of Jesus as the Lamb of God. He is destined to die to take on the sins of all humanity forever so we can br forgiven. The death and the resurrection of Christ after his journey into Hell for three days is cosmologically as important as the Trinity. It is one of the pivotal foundations of the entirety of the religion.

If Jesus didn’t die, he didn’t die for us. That changes a LOT of things. But it is at its root a heresy which is not anti-Christian and is instead just a completely irreconcilable veneration.

I love this woman. I need to encourage her to be like this.

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

tOxIcItY iS a ChArAcTeR tYpE this is fucking amazing

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

Okay it’s been several hours and I’m still not even slightly over this.

Like, Jesus said “I am the resurrection and the life, except the resurrection bit is metaphorical, because I’m too swole to actually die.”

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, but not really, for he made his only begotten son super fucking butch. Like, obviously way too butch to actually succumb to a little crucifying.”

“Pilate was surprised to hear that he was already dead. Summoning the centurion, he asked him if Jesus had already died. The centurion said to him, ‘Jesus is too shredded to kill, he’s like the Terminator, nothing can take him out.’ Pilate sent Joseph away with nothing, for Jesus was indestructible.”

“The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified but absolutely did not die. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he was just taking a little nap. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He never died, you all really jumped the gun this time.’”

“The Son of Man is going to be betrayed into the hands of men, but it would take an atomic bomb to kill him, he’ll be fine.”

espanolbot2

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, for he shall be positively jacked, and for his swollage will enable him to bung the biggest rock he could lay his turkey-sized hands upon those that displease him. Amen.

fade-steppin

anyone want to start a new branch of christianity with me? i’m calling it Unkillable Jesus

tanukiham

turns out they very much did not kill jesus

internerdionality

How dare you leave “ma’am? MORMONS don’t even do that” in the tags

#cackling #new christian heresy a-brewin’!

drawed @discourteouscuttlefish’s primarch Nyctaes having little a spa day as a treat

#warhammer oc #wh40k #bestie oc #11th legion

So the last week of artfight I started a sketch of @jeudimacabre’s Night Lord boy Mimi, but due to cat rescue circumstances and school drama, I wasn’t able to finish it in time. But I wanted to post it anyway!!! Here’s your cute boy I like him so much :))) hopefully you like this drawing haha

#art fight 2025 #night lords #warhammer 40k #warhammer oc #mimi skullcrusher