You're mom gay lol

Shit posting aesthetic

[unclefather]

[thepjopage]

[kaijuno]

Cursed

[anemonequeen-moved]

[hyrude]

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

[the-darkest-of-souls]

This is absolutely amazing

[crrocs]

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

[applethefruit]

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

[c8says]

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

[thebootydiaries]

classic

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

[vexusvexed-deactivated20191201]

My contribution to this post

[parakeet]

knife crow is a dad now omg

[katedrawscomics]

you might think this is a cat, but actually it is

[tomb-mold]

im bi, paypal me $200 usd 

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[simpscreens]

[kusonikomi]

[teruterusky]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

uptown rat.. he’s been living in a social frat…. bet he’s never seen an ass this fat….. i bet his mama never told him that

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

uptown rat… he’s been living in a paris flat.. he’s got a job inside a tall twink’s hat … his dad would not approve of that

[hyrude]

me: im doing fine i pulled an all-nighter but i feel alright actually i’ll just get back from work and clean up whatever mess my roommates left, and then i’m free to get snuggly

me upon entering my home: (holding my roommates at gunpoint, angry tears streaming down my face, speaking in an unknowable language) WHICH ONE OF YOU THINKS STYROFOAM IS RECYCLABLE.

[whirlibirdy]

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

[thecybersmith]

Well, here is one downside.

Somebody would get stuck with the job of moving so many corpses out of parliament before they began to rot.

[anarchocunt]

[kasunex]

Well, there is also the downside of many people losing their parents/siblings/cousins/etc plus whatever else that non-predatory pedophiles did to contribute to society but go off I guess.

[whirlibirdy]

pedophiles are always predatory and normal families dont accept their pedophile relatives but go off i guess

[kasunex]

That’s a crockload of uncited and opinionated bullshit but go off i guess

[the-lovebug-files]

Reblog if you’d happily SNIP a family member/friend out of your life for being a pedo no matter HOW CLOSE you are with them

[chainsawmansheart]

✂️✂️✂️

[children-against-pedophiles]

Snip Snip bitches

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!