The gukguk

Tori | They/she | D20 & other shit | 18+

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[zac-oyama]

and I declare you husband and husband

[bikananjarrus]

darkness man and cody ending the war between vampires and werewolves by bonding over being superheroes and then smooching about it while running at full speed

[foxdoodles]

the prince of purpee, oregon

[fereldxns]

[siriusdraws]

early morning war room set up

[jalapenyochips]

they've already got a guy! you know it!

(based on a cover of "Go For It, Nakamura!")

[gettownsburnmoney]

lavonte: i'm not gay

also lavonte:

hj this is why i'm absolutely in love with you

me and hj have done this dance before

mitch is jacked 👀

here are my very specific opinions on red wine

we love rome

american psycho is the best movie

sure i'll get on the back of your scooter to go to the food coop but first can we talk about when you fed me your blood and made me immortal and bound to you forever and we said we'd fight each other to death

[fagwellgotch]

HJ TURNED LAVONTE MY THEORY WAS RIGHTT. Literally saw this and have been thinking about it since this came out.

[i-like-dropout]

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to fall in love with you and make hot vampire sex to you: old, outdated, boring

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to improve the public infrastructure, destroy the rich families milking you for money, and perhaps also making hot vampire sex to you (or helping you make hotter sex with your partner of many years): rejuvenating, what we need in this day and age, modern

[wizard-loving-wizard]

every purpee citizen that meets darkness man:

[i-may-be-batman]

all said to agent clark btw

edit: kristen has insisted and coerced riz into annoying agent clark for the bit!! my lil guy would not get distracted by boobs (everyone else fully means it except adaine, who is also partially saying it for the bit)

[ketrindarkdragon]

Girl will ask you "Will you still love me if I was a worm?" and then pull out this move

[i-may-be-batman]

all said to agent clark btw

edit: kristen has insisted and coerced riz into annoying agent clark for the bit!! my lil guy would not get distracted by boobs (everyone else fully means it except adaine, who is also partially saying it for the bit)

[channel-z3r0]

[leehallfae]

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

[sneezingisnotnormal]

HJ and Lavonte are like the villain duo where the plan starts going right and one of them goes “FUCK YES LETS SET THEM ON FIRE” and the other puts a hand on their chest and goes “no. Let them think they’ve won. Good things come to those who wait” and then they both laugh wickedly and then the camera pans away and they start kissing