it's that moment of the night when you think about Horacio Carrillo
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it's that moment of the night when you think about Horacio Carrillo
Incorrect Narcos Quotes
if youâre like me and you only watch f1 for free, here are some free sites you can watch it live at:
sportshub.stream - this is my personal favorite
totalsportek.pro
sportsurge.club
thehomesport.net
weakstream.org
there are also free apps you can watch it in:
Live player
strym tv - you need a code to watch in this app so you just press the + sign on the upper left corner, choose âImport playlist from URLâ and paste this url http: //movitv. pro just remove the spaces
all of these have ads and if you have access to VPN, you might want to use it but iâve tried all these links and app last season and hadnât gotten a virus.
toto: i love all of my racers equally
toto: lewis hamilton, mick schumacher and...
toto: *squints at the smudged writing on his palm*
toto: jorge rumes
bruce wayne using slang but only learning the definitions from websites for older people
For undisclosed reasons I thought it would be funny to pretend to be an older person wanting to know the definitions of gen z/millennial slang and oh boy is it a gold mine on some of these sites.Â
I immediately thought of Bruce Wayne.
Nightwing, over coms: Tracked down Penguin to a location by the docks. Letâs meet on 54th and think of a game plan.
Oracle: Copy that.
Red Hood: Agreed.
Batman: Yeet.
Everyone:
Red Robin: excuse me what
Batman: Robin, youâre dismissed. Take a shower then get to bed.
Robin: But father-
Batman: Bye Felicia.
Robin: ⌠What-
Batman: You heard me, Robin.
*red robin, out of breath after a fight, wheezing because Batman asked a criminal if he was âshookâ in his deep voice*
Oracle, over coms: Is Red crying or laughing? I honestly canât tell.
Batman: Red Robin is dead.
Everyone: WHAT-
Batman, during an impassioned speech: We are Gothamâs protectors. We are the thin line between order and chaos. The city needs protecting, even from those supposed to be protecting it. We will snatch every wig from every corrupt officer and politicianâs head until this city shines.
Everyone:
Signal: I knew Gordon was wearing a toupee.
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I think this is the funniest concept. Lemme know if yâall want a part 2 or more content like this.
All slang definitions taken from thoughtcatalog.com
The batfam going over a murder case:
Tim: Judging by the blood splatters, it seems the killer used a hammer as the murder weapon.
Bruce, completely deadpan: So true bestie.
Tim:
âââ
Batman, in a puddle of his own blood after getting attacked: That last stab hit different *passes out*
Cue the batkids freaking the fuck out
âââ
Bruce scolding Jason for being reckless during a mission: Youâre grounded.
Jason: Excuse m-
Bruce: PERIODT.
Jason:
Bruce: Do not argue with me on this one, son.
âââ
*Batman about to beat the shit out of some goons*
Batman: Seems you didnât pass the vibe check.
Oracle over the comms, pleading: Please stop talking.
âââ
*Dick complimenting Barbara on her work*
Bruce: Simp.
Dick: I-
âââ
Damian: Father, I was wondering if you would like to visit the art gallery with me tomorrow?
Bruce: Bet.
Damian:
Bruce:
Damian: I take it back. I shall be going with Jon instead.
âââ
Imagine Bruce switching his vocabulary and referring to his family as just fam.
All the kids hate it. No one will respond to him if he uses that word.
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Bonus:
Jim Gordon: Seems our current victim was brutally beaten by Jokerâs men for 8 consecutive hours.
Batman, completely straight-faced: Big yikes.
Gordon: Iâm sorry?
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*During a Justice League meeting*
Batman standing up to leave: Yaâll basic.
JL members:
Duke: And I didnât think Iâd miss my parents so much⌠Batman: Mood. Duke: âŚâŚ.. What?âŚ. Everyone: âŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ..
Batman, detonating a small explosive on the wheels of a getaway vehicle: Get wrekt, newbs.
Babs, blood draining from her face: WâŚ.whyâŚ..
Toto:Â What happened?!
Lewis:Â Do you want the long version or the short version?
Toto Sh-short??
Lewis:Â Shit's fucked.
Toto:Â Okay, long.
George:Â Shit's very fucked.
Toto: Do you take constructive criticism?
George: Not without crying
Valtteri, answering a call: Oh hi, Lewis, yeah I'll get him
Valtteri: Bono, it's your boyfriend
Bono, hissing: He's not my boyfriend!
Bono: Yes, darling?
Toto:Â We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Mick:Â ... Your what?
Toto:Â My friends.
Lewis:Â Is he saying âfriendsâ?
Bono:Â I think he's being sarcastic.
George:Â No, no, no, this is delirium, he has cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Toto! All of your friends are in this room.
At this point Iâm convinced that when Vettel wrote âYou are the most talented driver I came across in 15 years of F1. Don't waste it.â on Charlesâ helmet, he 100% was telling him to leave Ferrari.
*phone rings*
George, picking it up: Mercedes, cute one speaking
Lewis: *ends call*
Lewis:Â Toto has no idea Iâm high.
Toto:Â Youâre high?
Lewis:Â Oh, Iâm sorry.
Lewis, leaning over to Valtteri:Â Toto has no idea Iâm high.
Season 4 just gonna be a intense battle of Butcher trying get his three days out each month with Ryan but Homelander being hella stingy
pedro pascal doesnât owe you shit.
it is absolutely fine to be disappointed by his absence at cannes. i am too. but he does not have to be there.
for whatever reason heâs pulling away from the attention. the esquire article talked about how guarded he is and his socials have really slowed down. maybe heâs unprepared or overwhelmed by all the tlou hype. i mean his follower count went up by the tens of thousands the day after the premiere. thatâs insane.
but some of you have lost the plot. the ones wearing d*ddyâs little girl shirts in fucking public and yelling d*ddy at him at events and trying to convince everyone whether heâs queer or not and complaining there isnât an explicit scene of him fucking in the strange way of life. itâs not a gay porn made for your fetish. âoh but narcos!!â thatâs called characterization. read literally any article from almodovar and understand why sex isnât the point.
interacting with paparazzi content and making cute little edits - jfc. thatâs creating demand and supply and paparazzi know no fucking boundaries. manâs got anxiety and no doubt the paps and fans watching his every move are probably making that worse.
let him make movies and rotate through his four shirts in peace. pedro pascal doesnât owe anyone shit.
ALL. OF. THIS.
Bruce in Batman v. Superman: Superman is a threat to our national security and he needs to be eliminatedâimmediately.Â
Bruce in Justice League: I would die for Clark Kent, from Smallville, star reporter, upstanding citizen, personification of what it means to be human, even if he specifically told me not toÂ
Tim: Hey Bruce. We had an incident on patrolâ
Bruce: Hn?
Tim: Dick wasâ
Bruce, internally: Dick was shot he was mauled he was maimed by the joker he was tortured by scarecrow he was broken in half by bane!!! dickâs DEAD??? what else could be wrong he canât tell me himself that means he is vulnerable that means he may have been shot in the head is Dick dead what do I do if heâs dead Contingency Number D1492 I need to contact Clark and let him know and tell him to isolate me and I need to contact Jason (Contingency J384) but what do I do if Dick is gone can I go on of course I can I need to but I canât see his body I canât do itâ
Tim: âlimping after he tried to get an ice cream from the soft serve machine and ate shit lmao. His ankle is twisted; might take a couple days to recover.
Bruce, a very normal person who doesnât suffer from anxiety and ptsd: okay