A Story of A Failed GOAT Test Taker

[failedgoattesttaker]

I messed up so bad

[spaghettibastard]

rip & tear the one winged angel

[failedgoattesttaker]

That’s it. I’ve had it.

[hellonearthiii]

WELCOME TO HELL : NEUTRAL SIDE

[spaghettibastard]

AMON the primordial. Moon-bound. Harasser of angels

& Avians

@halkione

[unusualrussia]

Russian cyberpunk

[blixalesbian]

“Close friendship”, 2017

Dmitry Myasnikov (@myasnikovdmitryart)

[maybe-someday-eventually]

where is the cyberpunk?

[owloftherearburghs-deactivated2]

People will see Russians in any context whatsoever and be like “this is so dystopian”

[dashaibo]

“High tech, low life”

Two poor people (judging by the clothes and the state of the shitty small Soviet apartment) drinking cheap vodka over a webcam to feel less alone.

This IS what Russian cyberpunk feels like, you fetishists.

[trilllizard666]

[trilllizard666]

I remember once reading that Dio would work better as a character if he was black, because his dad was a deadbeat. AND IM LIKE BRO

OH NOOOOOOOOOO

[failedgoattesttaker]

I think it’s time I start sharing my writings. That’s why I initially created this account to begin with.

[failedgoattesttaker]

https://youtu.be/XXyPqkPMnjg

“Return to the graves that spawned you, monster!”

“Gladly, but first, we must help you to yours.”

[spaghettibastard]

Hela

[spaghettibastard]

-XIBALBANS-

The Fear Hegemony. Carrion Kings. Masters of the death equation & flesh manipulation. Excel in engineering god-killer bioweapons and transmuting divine poisons/toxins/venoms

AH-PUCH - The Rot King. Alpha lord of the Hegemony after it was abandoned by the First Death.

BULUC CHABTAN - Newly appointed warmonger to the Xibalban Hegemony. Commander of all Bonemen forces currently active in Dodekatheon and Aesir campaigns. Pushing for more wars in new territories

ELDEST BAT - Child of the Patriarch CAMAZOTZ. Head of the Bat House along with her three brothers.

CUCHUMAQUIC (Blood Gatherer) -Xibalban lord and chairman of the Hegemony blood banks. Enjoys tasting flavors of blood fermented in emotions harvested from sentients throughout all conquered territories.

GRANDMOTHER JAGUAR - Apex of the house of Jaguars. Mother/eater of stars and consort of the flayed prince.

[trilllizard666]

Broke: Dinsey Sequels Woke: The Top 5 Times Yoda Said The N Word Ultra Woke: Lego Star Wars Gonk Droid Run

Bespoke: Yoda Sexually Assaults Peter Griffin In A Subway Restroom

[failedgoattesttaker]

Holy shit, why are people so ass blasted about Hazbin Hotel?

[failedgoattesttaker]

Angry nibba

[failedgoattesttaker]

[failedgoattesttaker]