Competitive yearner

my pfp is badeline cuz im a distinctly dinister faggot sideblog of @op-onion

[failgirlsupreme]

Intro post:

GIRLS PRETTY

IM NOT PRETTY

IF IM GIRL

I CAN PRETTY

In all seriousness my sister follows my main blog so i cant vent on main :/

Main blog is @op-onion

[potato-goose]

Uhhh I’m just gonna throw these here

I know I’m the 100000th person to do this. but. what if you considered,,, my designs

[potato-goose]

Uhhh I’m just gonna throw these here

I know I’m the 100000th person to do this. but. what if you considered,,, my designs

[aesungaia]

Either way, she'll be all right.

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Lesbian couple one girl is an ancient robot who can continue indefinitely with enough repairs and part swaps the other is an immortal who reincarnates in different bodies across the aeons call that the Ship of Theseus

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Born to rest massive titties on a table while I’m sitting, forced to fight fascists for the right to grow A-cups

[goodieprocter]

can we please see the eridian cat mentioned in the crotch vibration comic

I am so glad you asked!

[jayyokayy]

I literally jumped out of bed in the middle of the night to write this one down I'm so proud XD

( Charcaters by @justcakethanks )

[lilnugzart]

I’m not sure if this has been done yet but these Eridian welcoming committee jokes have had me cackling and I wanted to try my hand at one. Thanks @justcakethanks for the template and the brilliant idea!

[frog-on-top-of-a-log]

I love imagining that every eridian welcome committee comic takes place in the same universe and that grace just never said anything about it.

He doesn’t call them out on it cause that might mean that they will actually research phrases more and second guess themselves a lot. And that would mean the cards would stop. Which would be a shame.

But like this he gets a fun little puzzle every week or so where he tries to guess what the committee is trying to say this time. He can rate the cards on funniness and clarity!

I’d like to think that he explains what a lot of them sound like towards the end of his life after having received thousands of cards filled with innuendos and catcalling. The committee doesn’t emotionally recover for the rest of their lives.

[selflofr]

i made this i guess

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

transitioning was easily the best decision I've ever made, you should try it.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

if you can read this, you're trans. you should try transitioning!

[crowo08]

you don't have to live with that weight on your shoulders and that fog in your head and that little ache in your throat. try transitioning it makes your body feel way better

[12sunshinewego]

inspired by a twitter post

[agpsoundsystem]

[sodawithmoss]

The Beast Crest

Part two(FINALLY)

CON👏GRA👏DU👏LA👏TI👏ONS👏TO👏ME I SURVIVED AND CAME HERE TO FINALLY SHOW A PART TWO(!!!) OF BEAST CREST HORNET FUCK COLLEGE AND FUCK MY DEPRESSION WHICH ALMOST BECAME THE REASON FOR MY NON-ADMISSION AND EXCLUSION!!

so- uh- some things to say. theeee comic was made over the course of eight months(ohmyfuckinggod) aaand the sixth page took four of them. It was paifull. and this was the reason for the leap in the style and rendering of the comic. (whole comic looks like a jumbled paper abstraction)

also, THANK YOU FOR- FUCKING FIVE THOUSAND NOTES?? GOD DAMNIT I- certainly did not expect that for my little comic made on a knee--- ":D

also, canvas with all things i used. not all- most? first part

[ncrambles]

Yea...

[autisticdoodlist]

“So WHAT if I’m not REALLY a Flower?! WHO CARES!!!!”

[duolc123125]

@eightmeows